Chapter 2

“Should I send a response, Nutt Butt?”

She said I should. Either that or “More peanuts.”

I knew I had crayons somewhere in the apartment. My nieces and the kids from the building they played with when visiting liked to color. None of them had been over in a while. No one had. No one could. Black magic marker wouldn’t do, so I kept searching, until I found a set in a box on the closet floor.

Yours, too!

Simple and to the point. I used the same six colors, repeating four because of the comma and exclamation point. I’d wasted five sheets of paper going from exclamation point to period, back to exclamation point, back to period, while also putting in and taking out the comma. Who knew punctuation could cause such stress? While I broke out in a sweat, Nutter Butter was having a field day batting around the crumpled reject paper balls under the table on my balcony.

“This will have to do,” I said on the seventh attempt.