Chapter 9

Oh. I did that, too. Can you say overeager?

To show I was great sport, I yanked down my shorts and underwear, too, then chucked them—”Fuck!”—right over the terrace railing.

LOLOLOLOL Did they…?

I’ll run down and pick them up when we get back from the beach.

I dare you to do it now.

I stepped to the railing—without a coffee cup—looked down and spotted my shorts and boxers.

Maybe Nutter Butter will bring them back for me.

Looking over the edge was dumb, when the view across was so much better.

Fuck ‘em, I texted.

I still got my fishing pole handy. If I catch ‘em, can I keep ‘em?

All yours.

When I stood straight and waved, Kit sent me an eggplant emoji, then stretched toward the sun that hadn’t quite made it up over the horizon yet. At least it was relatively mild. When he took a sip of his coffee, I got to see all of him, albeit from a social distance of thirty fucking feet.