“He is not,” Artemis confirmed.
“That’s the only thing that would have made him scarier.” One chomp, only after I caught my breath, revealed my apple was as sweet and juicy as it was beautiful. “Is it okay if I eat this?”
“And if I answered no?”
“I’ll spit it out?” I said with my mouth full of Macintosh deliciousness.
“It is fine.” Artemis sounded smiley. “Enjoy as many as you like.”
“Cool.” I swallowed. “I didn’t know. The trees in The Wizard of Oz were awfully crabby about people eating their apples. Would you like one?”
“I would. Thank you.”
My reach was tentative. I didn’t want to anger the bird. My pluck was quick. I didn’t want to linger.
“Only nature’s magic touches these trees,” Artemis assured me.
“Cool. Here you go.” My hand brushed his when I sat and passed him his snack.
“Thank you, Otto.”
“You’re welcome.”
“And here you go.” An apple made into a pot pipe seemingly floated my way.
“Nice. I wondered how the ancient Greeks enjoyed their nug.”