“I never claimed it wasn’t William Johnson, but you have to realize there are quite a few William Johnsons in the world, most likely a good number right here in Whiteport.”
No. It would be so humiliating if he’d sent dick pics to a stranger—if he’d gotten off while talking to a stranger.
“Quincy?”
“Yeah?”
“Does it matter?”
“What do you mean, of course, it matters!”
“Does it? You’ve been talking to this guy for months, you like him, he makes you laugh, he gets you, he listens to you, he makes you come like a geyser.” Ty chuckled. “Does it matter if it’s another William Johnson?”
“Of course it does. If it’s not my neighbor Will, it’s a complete stranger.”
Ty muffled a laugh. “Babe, you’ve never talked to neighbor Will. Watching a man through the window doesn’t turn him into someone you know.”
“I know his schedule.”
“Do you?”
Quincy nodded. “It’s the paint stains.”
“What?”
“I can’t get the paint stains out of my head. Why would Will have paint stains on his hands?”