Chapter 36

“Put the video on, take off those green boxers, and let me listen to you doing it. You can even send me photos. Yeah, click some pics of it. And I can even put you on speaker. I can even pull the video up on my phone and go into the loo and we can wank off together. How ‘bout all that, Tom Alan? If it wouldn’t take so long, I’d go back to my dad’s and we could Skype. I’ve got to blow a Booger load just in case. Got to do it now, calm before the storm.”

It was finally Tom Alan’s turn to speak. He had no idea what to say. “I don’t…I can’t.”

“No?”

“Sorry.”

“Because you have to marry your sister,” Milo said harshly. “Sorry.” He took it down a notch. “That it, though?”

“I don’t know,” Tom Alan said sadly.

“You don’t know. Bloody hell.” Milo sounded so defeated. “S’alright, though, isn’t it?”

“I guess.”

“You guess.”