Chapter 53

“Being away from you, it’s different. It’s only fair to tell you that I’m kind of…”

“Out of Sight, Out of Mind Booger?”

“‘Out of Sight, Out of Mind Booger’!” Milo said it with theatrical faux shock and horror. At least Tom Alan hoped it was faux. He didn’t really mean to call Milo that name. Even if it was true, it wasn’t nice. Even if he was about to be hurt.

“No,” Tom Alan said quickly. “No. Someone called you that and I…”

“Who? Who in hell called me that?”

“I don’t…I don’t wanna say.”

“I know who it was. It was Thor, that sizzling hot piece of pint-size gymnast,” Milo said with a heaping dose of humor. “Wasn’t it? I’ll bend that sexy pretzel boy into a position he’ll never get out of, I will.”

Tom Alan still wouldn’t throw Ben under the bus.

There was a lengthy silence, then, “You and Benny got pretty tight?” Milo asked.

“Yeah.”

There was a loud sigh. “He knows all your secrets?”

“Mostly.”