It’s probably close to one in the morning when he’s more inebriated than I realize and he says, “I know about you stalking me.”
“Stalking you?” I almost fall off my stump and plop into the fire. “What are you talking about?”
Confidently he says, “Be a man. Admit it, you stalk me.”
I shrug, begin to shake my head. Stop. “Never. I wouldn’t dare.” Is he falling for my lie? Can he see through it? I think so.
“Maybe you know a little more than you should about me.”
“I’d say that’s not true.”
“Then let’s test you. Here and now. I want to give you a pop quiz about me.”
He can’t be serious. But he is.
“Ready?”
“Guess I don’t have a choice.”
He chuckles. “What’s my favorite color?”
“Yellow.”
“What shampoo do I use?”
“Suave. Nothing expensive. You’re not a label whore.”
He nods. Grins. “Two out of two. Not bad. You definitely stalk me.”