Adrian: LOL no. I wish. But they have a few thousand square feet of space on me.
Manne: You have enough to intimidate me. You’d definitely have to be naked when I come over.
When. Not if. The tingles in my abdomen spread to the rest of my body and I burrow deeper into my pillows. I’ve forgotten how much fun flirting is.
Manne’s next message makes me burst out laughing.
Manne: Or if you wanted to wear a bowtie and nothing else, I guess that’d be okay, too.
Adrian: Only a bowtie? Really? Is this some weird fetish you have?
Manne: It’s not my fault I find bowties sexy.
Adrian: Then whose fault is it?
Manne: Yours, duh. I never knew I found bowties sexy until a couple weeks ago.
Adrian: No one’s ever said that before. Dapper, yes. Distinguished, gentlemanly, elegant. Yes. Never sexy.
Manne: Now you know.
Adrian: So you think me wearing nothing but a bowtie would condition you out of being afraid of books?