On the rugby field Wayne Joslin might be tough and rough, but in the romance department he’s a pussy cat. He can’t keep his attention away from his close friend Darsey Haas, the center for the Templeton Thundercats. Darsey’s a dreamboat, and the guy of Joslin’s dreams. Someone he wants to spend the rest of his life with. The two must be together.<br><br>After five months of friendship, Joslin and Darsey steer out of the friend zone. There’s one problem, though. A huge problem. Darsey has a boyfriend, Cliff McGregory.<br><br>Cliff despises everything about Joslin and will do just about anything to keep him away from Darsey. Joslin’s in love with Darsey, though, head over heels, and believes they’re meant to be together. So he hatches a plan to distract Cliff with a certain rugby player named Tomas Iron. Will the plan work?

We Are Going to Be Together

I talk about my uneventful shift at the stadium.


I mention Hamilton and how the guy always tries to put the moves on me, attempting to get in my Dickies.


I talk about Roddy’s and what a cum-hole the place is.


I ask him if he’s not in love with Cliff, and that Cliff doesn’t excite him in the bedroom.


Darsey ignores my questions and drinks.


I don’t drink. Two cocktails are enough for me.


Eventually, he slurs, “I…no love.”


“You’ve had plenty to drink and can’t drive. You’re spending the night. The spare room is ready for you.” I’m talking to a zombie. Someone who doesn’t understand and can’t speak English at the moment.


“Spare,” he says, slumps in the sofa, and becomes mush.


Chapter 6