On the rugby field Wayne Joslin might be tough and rough, but in the romance department he’s a pussy cat. He can’t keep his attention away from his close friend Darsey Haas, the center for the Templeton Thundercats. Darsey’s a dreamboat, and the guy of Joslin’s dreams. Someone he wants to spend the rest of his life with. The two must be together.<br><br>After five months of friendship, Joslin and Darsey steer out of the friend zone. There’s one problem, though. A huge problem. Darsey has a boyfriend, Cliff McGregory.<br><br>Cliff despises everything about Joslin and will do just about anything to keep him away from Darsey. Joslin’s in love with Darsey, though, head over heels, and believes they’re meant to be together. So he hatches a plan to distract Cliff with a certain rugby player named Tomas Iron. Will the plan work?

We Are Going to Be Together

I don’t know what comes over me and lean forward, make eye contact with old fellow, and politely say, “Excuse me, sir, what are you doing with my man? He’s taken. Go find a different peacock this evening. This cock is mine.”


“Queerbitch,” the man huffs to me. “You young faggots have your own bar. Let us have ours.”


I’m fairly good at reading lips. It’s a skill I have that I’ve picked up through the years. I don’t miss when Iron mouths: Kiss me.So I lean forward and plant my lips on his, place a hand over the same pec the old man had his claw over, and just about die for a few seconds. The earth splits open and the ground shakes. I hear bottles and glasses behind the bar crash to the floor. The kiss feels like 3.7 on the Richter scale. Mind-bending. Spine-clenching. Dick-hardening. Nipple-piercing. I’m quite surprised that Iron kisses like Darsey. Kaboom!The world ends. A total eclipse of the sun. Something extraordinary.


At the corner of my eye, papa shuffles away.


Chapter 24