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I get this crazy idea, half out of my mind. As May progresses I get online and study tools. I make a list and start to borrow a variety of tools from the stud next door just to see and spend more time with him. Of course, I don’tneed the tools. Why would I? I’m not Jesus and intend to build things. I’m not part of the public works for the city.
Not the flat-headed screwdriver.
Not the sixteen-ounce Fiberglass professional rip hammer.
Not the curved, jaw locking set of pliers.
Not the channel locks.
Not the roll of silver duct tape.
Not the mini-pick and hook set.
Not the C-clamp.
Not the three-way tacker staple gun.
Not the eight-inch magnetic torpedo level angle finder.
Not the seven-inch long wood chisel set with its PVC handle.
Not the mini-folding lock-back utility knife.
Not the twelve-inch hacksaw.
And the list goes on and on of the tools I borrow from Tool.
It’s so nice to see him. Always. Always.