I first met Sean when we were both freshmen
in college, eight years ago, but why we’re still friends is beyond
me. He’s everything I’m not—skinny, for starters, with a lingering
gawkiness that reminds me of Dungeons & Dragons. Maybe
his love of RPGs is part of the reason he joined a local bondage
group. I’m not into whips and chains and leather, God knows. I like
my sex of the vanilla variety—no dress-up role-play for me.
Standing against the wall and taking it from behind are as kinky as
I want to get.
So it surprised me when Sean called me one
evening, all excited about a weekend affair his bondage group was
putting on. More surprising still, he wanted me to go, too. “I’m
not into that crap,” I told him. I almost felt offended that he’d
asked.
But he laughed and said, “How do you know,
Drew? You can’t say for certain until you’ve tried it.”
“Oh, hell no,” I replied. “The thought of
someone ordering me around to do degrading shit like lick their
toes pisses me off. No way I’m doing that.”
Sean assured me, “It’s so not like that. See?
You’ve got the wrong idea about the whole thing. It’s not even a
slave weekend. It’s pony play. You’ll love it.”
“I’m not into horses,” I told him.
“You don’t have to be,” he insisted. “Pony
play is a form of S&M—”
“Stop right there,” I said. “That’s all I
need to hear to know I’m not interested.”
“Come on,” he begged. “Listen to me
before you say ‘No.’ Basically, all you do is dress up like a pony,
okay? That’s it.”
Skeptical, I asked, “And do what?”
“Whatever your master says.”
That’s the part I had a problem with. “Look,
Sean,” I began, “thanks for thinking of me, really, but I can think
of better things to spend my weekend doing than carrying some fat
lard-ass around on my hands and knees just because he has a riding
crop in his hand.”
Sean persisted. “Let me tell you, Drew, some
major studs are into pony play. Believe me. Guys who are into
cowboys and sports. Guys like you. And you know
there’s going to be sex. There hasto be.”
That got my attention. I didn’t have a steady
boyfriend, didn’t even know how to go about findingone, and
couldn’t clearly remember the last time I got laid. “You sure
there’ll be guys my type there?” I asked. Maybe I could at least
tryit.
I heard the smug sound of victory in Sean’s
voice. “Oh, yeah. Jocks are totally into pony play, I’m telling
you.”
Part of me wondered if he meant to say
jockeyinstead, but I didn’t press it. “And it’s not totally
hetero? Because I’m not having some leather bitch boss me
around.”
“It’s everything,” Sean assured me. “Women
and men, straight, gay, lesbian, all types. These weekend deals
bring out everyone. So you’re going, right?”
I didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of
hearing me say yes, so I growled into the phone, “All I’m saying is
I better get some dick out of this. You hear me?”
Sean promised, “You will.”
* * * *
Saturday morning found me in line with Sean
and a dozen or so other pony wannabes. There were women with twin
ponytails that made them look like little girls and men barely old
enough to shave. Our line divided the renovated barn that Sean’s
group had rented for the weekend. Tables lined the walls as vendors
hawked all kinds of sex toys, books, DVDs, clothing…you name it,
someone here had it for sale or knew how to get it. People swirled
past the vendors, many on leashes that kept them at their masters’
sides like obedient pets, some in full-body sensory deprivation
suits, a few almost naked. Everywhere I looked, I saw black
leather. Bearish men wore assless leather chaps that exposed thong
underwear and vests open to naked chests and pale bellies.
Dominatrices stalked through the crowd with bared breasts and whips
folded into their fists, leather mini skirts flaring when they
turned to show crotchless panties. I felt conspicuously out of
place with my T-shirt and jeans, and I glared down anyone who tried
to appraise me. Nudging Sean, I asked loudly, “So where are all the
hot guys you promised would be here?”
Rolling his eyes, he told me, “Just wait.” We
shuffled forward as another pony-to-be disappeared through the
closed door ahead, and I noticed with an anxious sense of dread
that we were only two people away from being next. I didn’t want to
do this. Watching others being led on chains was embarrassing
enough. To actually beone of them would be humiliating. Was
it too late to call the whole thing off? Sean would never let me
live it down, and the prospect of sex was the only thing keeping me
where I stood. What if I missed the guy of my dreams just because I
sat out of the training class for beginning ponies?
Yeah, right. As if the guy of my dreams would
be here
I managed to talk myself into leaving and was
just about to tell Sean, thanks, but I’ll be waiting in the
car, when I realized he was no longer in front of me. The line
had moved until I stood at the head of it. I was alone in a sea of
leather-clad sex freaks. I vowed to kill Sean if I ever saw him
again. Leaving me alone with this crowd, in a place like this…
In front of me, the door opened. A man about
my father’s age peered out, his craggy face framed with white hair
that wisped back from his brow. He wore a pair of two-tone riding
breeches, a navy-blue jacket, and a silly hat that made him look
like a jockey. “I’m Charles,” he said in a vaguely European accent
that sounded too forced to be real. “I’ll be your groom this
morning. Please step in.” When I hesitated, he asked, “Your name,
sir?”
“Drew,” I said as he swept me into the room,
pulling the door shut and effectively barring my escape.