Chapter 2

Get real,Ned thinks, staring at his shoes and Bobby’s

keeping stride with them.

You want true love? Sing about calling up the

guy back home you’ve been dating forever and having another dude

answer the phone. Sing about stumbling upon your boyfriend’s weblog

and finding links to amateur porn sites where he’s posted pictures

of himself fucking someone else. Sing about confronting him only to

be cussed out for snooping. Sing about sitting in an empty dorm

room on Christmas Eve, eating ice cream by the gallon and trying

not to cry because men suck and life’s so damn unfair. Sing about

that in your Christmas carol. That’s my grown-up Christmas

wish.

At the end of the aisle Ned turns, hoping to

shake Bobby. But a hand on his arm stops him. “It’s really too cold

to wait for the bus.” Bobby watches Ned with those blue blue eyes,

waiting. When Ned doesn’t respond, he tries a different tactic.

“You have a car, right?”

Ned shakes off Bobby’s hand. So that’s