“I’ll have you know, my
arse is a woman-free zone.”
“Such a waste,” she
giggled.
The merriment continued
for a few more moments.
Eventually Paul took hold
of himself and spoke. “Uh, Trevor, could I have a quick
word?”
“Sure, sweetie.” Trevor
gave him an uncertain smile.
Paul gritted his teeth,
hoping his discomfort didn’t show. Focussing on a spot just over
Trevor’s left shoulder, he said, “Look, um, about
earlier.”
“Yeah?”
Trevor wasn’t going to
make it easy for him. A small voice in Paul’s head
announced,Why should
he?Paul cleared his throat. “Look, um,
what I said, it wasn’t right. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Honestly I didn’t mean to, I’ve had a bloody awful day, but that’s
no excuse, and…” Paul ground to a halt.
“That’s okay. I
understand.”
That was the worst of it;
Paul knew Trevor really did understand. “Thanks, uh, I’m not, I
mean, I don’t…” Paul closed his eyes momentarily. “Look, can I buy
you a drink or something, you know, to apologise
properly?”
Trevor’s eyes widened for
a second. “Why, Mr Harrison, I do declare.”
“Uh.” The camped up
impression of Scarlet O’Hara was lost on Paul, who was too busy
panicking to appreciate it. He knew this had been a
mistake.
“So where you taking me? I
don’t need to go home and change into something more suitable, do
I?”
Oh,
God,Paul thought.
In a more normal tone,
Trevor said, “It’s all right, Pauly, I was just pulling your leg. I
really would like to go out for a beer, male bonding and all that
good stuff.”
“Uh, yeah. Um, The King’s
Head all right? They do a pretty decent pint.”
“Okay.”
“You gonna follow me in
your own car?”
“I don’t drive, I get the
bus to work.”
“Oh right.” Paul was
reminded of Sandy’s words, he really didn’t know Trevor. Heck, he
couldn’t say exactly what Trevor did for the Council. He thought it
was something on the top floor, but, other than that, he wasn’t
sure.
Walking through the set of
double doors, protected from the outside with a digital lock to
prevent unauthorised access, Paul followed Trevor into the public
part of the building. The Victorian architects had spared little
expense on the high vaulted ceilings, multicoloured terracotta
tiled walls, opulent lighting that once used to be gas powered, and
intricate ironmongery of the balustrades to the wide staircases.
Looking up at the late afternoon sun shining through the large
stained-glass window at the turn of the stairs, Paul couldn’t help
the small frisson of awe that shivered through him. He liked how
the spinning wheel motif was repeated in the stonework, stained
glass and tiles.
“Obscene example of
municipal profligacy, isn’t it?” Trevor announced, startling Paul
out of his reverie.
Still looking at the
window, Paul said, “You think so? I kinda like it, though I’m no
expert on architecture.”
Trevor growled. “The town
fathers wasted thousands of pounds on this hideous example of
Victorian gothic revivalism, when they should have spent the money
to keep the poor, sick and aged out of the workhouses. After all,
most of them had fed their working lives and health to the monster
that was the woollen textile industry. And it was that industry
which provided the money for all this.”
Paul was surprised at
Trevor’s vehement anti-capitalist outburst. He was more of a
liberal himself, though in truth he wasn’t terribly interested in
politics of any colour.
** * *
Paul spent much of the
journey to the King’s Head worrying. What
if anyone saw him with Trevor? He tried to think, did any of his
mates drink at the King’s Head? Why didn’t he suggest somewhere
else, somewhere further out of town? Then he mentally slapped
himself. Trevor seemed like a decent bloke, if a little on the
campy side. His musings were cut short as the drive to the pub took
less than five minutes.
“What do you fancy?” Paul
asked as they stood at the bar waiting to be served.
Trevor raised a thin, no doubt
plucked, eyebrow.
Paul had his usual half of
bitter. He was driving after all. Trevor said he’d have a campari
and soda.
After paying for the
drinks, Paul steered them to a booth. He tried to convince himself
there was no particular reason why he chose one at the very
back.
“Thank you. This is nice,”
Trevor said, leaning back in his seat.
Paul forced a smile. “Yes,
it is.”
“Did you manage to get
yourself sorted out with somewhere to stay?”
“Oh, uh, Yeah. I’m gonna
crash at a mate’s for a few days.” Paul conjured up an image of
Thommo’s lumpy couch.