Surgeons didn’t have a medical degree so couldn’t useDrand—Why
the hell was he thinking about stuff like this anyway?
They had to wait about ten
minutes, most of which was spent in silence, before being ushered
into the presence.
The urology consultant had
the bedside manor of a lump of wood. Cold didn’t even come close.
Trevor sat nervously in a chair, Paul sending him reassuring
glances as Mr Barraclough read medical notes, examined ultrasound
films, at no time looking up, speaking to or even acknowledging
that Trevor was present.
After scribbling something
down, Mr Barraclough capped his fountain pen and looked up. “Are
you sexually active, Mr Pierson?”
“Why, you interested in a
quickie?” The remark left Trevor’s lips before he could stop
it.
The balding, slightly
overweight doctor’s eyebrows shot up so high Trevor thought they’d
go all the way to the top of his head.
“Trevor, behave,” Paul
said softly.
Still bristling at the