“You don’t get off that easily,” said the man.
“Hey, hello again.”
“My name’s Liam.”
“Mine’s Bryan.”
They knocked their glasses together.
“Nice to meet you, Bryan. I haven’t seen you around before.”
“I haven’t been here before.”
Liam’s face visibly lit up. “Really?”
Suddenly the music stopped. The crowd turned to face the stage. The music started again and the giant red curtains parted. In the centre of the stage was a tall figure draped in black satin. As the strains of a Lady Gaga song began the figure turned, her large, made up eyes were wide. She walked down the five steps of her podium to the stage and arrived just as Lady Gaga began to sing “Telephone.” When the chorus began the drag queen threw off her black cape to reveal a bikini made out of old handsets.