Transformation

Some time passes by as Kansatsu solos a few D ranked missions as they were grunt work equivalent to doing chores as no one wants to do them but were necessary for things to keep working.

Most of the missions he had were what seemed like he was a handyman as they ranged from lawn work, flowers planting, watering and upkeep all the way to fixing a broken window, plumbing, changing light bulbs, patching leaky roofs, replacing broken tiles and painting walls." This is frustrating as this is just chores with extra steps."

While going to report another successful mission which felt like one of those radiant quests from some RPGs as he had painted some lady's house for about the twelfth time as she ended up not liking how it looked a few hours later and what made things worse for him is that some time ago between mission 6 and 9 she started requesting for him specifically.

Still on his way he would start running in fear as he saw the woman with new cans of paint, without thinking he would put his hands together to weave some hand signs: dog - boar - ram, transformation jutsu and he would transform into Naruto as he was betting on her being hostile or apathetic towards him.

Kansatsu was disguised as Naruto walked towards the training grounds as he finally get some time to shapen his skill. while calmly walking through the village he would get hit on back of his head and he would grab the back of his head saying, "hey what was that for?"

Kansatsu would turn around and see a angry Naruto saying, "well that's for you transforming into me without my permission!" Kansatsu would go on his knees and say, "look Naruto I'm sorry, follow me and I'll will explain why I did this." The two would rush to the training grounds as Naruto was still angry as Kansatsu hadn't transformed back.

The two reach the training grounds Kansatsu would look around saying, "good she usually doesn't walk around here." he would dispell the transformation jutsu and Naruto would say, "hey you're that Kansatsu gut that knew what Kakashi sensei was going to say." Kansatsu bowed to Naruto saying, "Naruto thank you for remembering my name."

Seeing this Naruto would bonk him on the back of his head yelling, "quit it with the catch phrase and flattery will get you nowhere!" Kansatsu his hands on the back of his head and cried out, "fine it's this lady she specifically requested me for a missions for about 15 times which is 5 away from being half of my overall missions if you exclude all her missions."

"And what's the problem with that as you get more missions under your belt." Naruto said slightly annoyed and Kansatsu would respond, "well that's what I thought at the beginning when they were gardening, fixing some windows, replacing some tiles and fixing a leak in the room or ceiling. All of what i said was fine until she wanted me to paint her entire house over and over so many times that I developed a technique where I infuse the brushes with my chakra to no longer need to wash them, prevent any paint dripping on the floor, how much paint got on the wall making it all even and making the process way faster."

Naruto looked at Kansatsu in slight shock after hearing that and he would say, "ok I'll forgive you. If you manage to perform a jutsu of my choosing better than me." a sinister smile would appear on Kansatsu's face as he was expecting Naruto to use the shadow clone jutsu and he would copy it from him.

"Fine so what's the jutsu going to be then?" Kansatsu asked waiting for him to mention a particular jutsu and Naruto would say with a laugh, "well I'll show you the jutsu right now." Naruto would step back and put his hands together and Kansatsu surprised thought, "wait that sign is the ram! he can't be using that jutsu no any jutsu but not that one!" and Naruto would make the hand sign, "sexy jutsu!"

Kansatsu would wipe the little blood that came out of his nose with his thumb as Naruto said proudly, "this is the sexy jutsu! I developed it myself now your turn." Naruto thought to himself, "this guy will not be able to do it, I'll show now to be so cocky and beating someone who is in second place will get me some points since I'll have him talk me up to some girls especially Sakura."

Kansatsu let out a sigh and said, "fine I'll do it but what do you get if I fail?" Naruto looked at him saying, "well you have to get in a good word or two about me to Sakura." "ok then." Kansatsu said moving his head band, tying it around his neck and putting his hands together making the sign of the ram, "ok! Sexy jutsu!"

A puff of smoke would appear covering Kansatsu and when it dispersed he would be seen as he transformed into a rather tall curvaceous girl with a innocent face, waist length hair, covering her chest was a peace of black cloth with the Uchiha clan symbol on the left exposing her back and midriff with some shorts thigh highs, standard shoes and the head band was still wrapped around the neck.

Naruto stood in shock seeing that he successfully did it on his first try and the last person who tried to learn it took several attempts and he would say, "well I'm impressed by your attempt but it looks like I won." Kansatsu would angrily yell, "no you're wrong I clearly won and anyone with half a brain cell would know that this, " he said gesturing at his transformed body, "is better than that." he said pointing at Naruto and he would yell, "well tell my why do you think that?!"

Kansatsu crossed his arms and moved a few stray hair strands behind his ear saying, "well Naruto what you are doing is recommendable as your proportions are perfect but the two errors that you made were having pig tails which make you look young and childish but the length helps with that.

The second mistake that you made is the most fatal of all is you are naked which is bad as you left everything out in the open leaving nothing to the imagination of the viewer which is a major ally in the art of being sexy, take me for example, "he said moving his hand all over his body," I covered all the essentials allowing me to walk out in public but I left alot out as the thigh highs allowing me to cover up, show what's underneath and give a lot to the imagination while my top covers my chest but it has some cleavage and the promise of under boob.

Individually your errors are ignorable but combined show a lack of experience and a gross amount of immaturity as people will only be infatuated with you for a second before realizing this and leaving as they don't want to go to jail lusting after a child. those are you errors and in conclusion why I am the victor of our contest." Kansatsu said with a smug face.

Naruto would angrily yell at Kansatsu saying, "Hey just because you made up some long excuse on why you think you look better than me doesn't mean that you actually do look better than I do as that's just your subjective opinion." and Kansatsu would smugly reply, "well Naruto what I've been saying is scientifically proven thus being objective as who would be more effective at splitting up a team of two people so that they could be silently taken down? Me!"

"Hey that isn't the purpose of the jutsu as its for the initial shock factor in combat creating some openings it the enemy's defense!" Naruto shouted at Kansatsu making him smile sadisticaly looking like a yandare, "well Naruto what would create openings better," he said walking towards Naruto, "doing that in the heat of battle, "he said placing his hand no the back of Naruto's neck moving his face closer as their lips would almost touch and he suddenly moved having his lips next to his ear and whisper to him while poking his stomach with his senbon, "or this acting before they could get their guard up in the first place."

Naruto's body would tense up as he did not see any of this coming as Kansatsu took all of his attention while he ignored his hands and Kansatsu would continue with a light giggle, "well Naruto seems like your heart's beating faster now are you afraid or just happy to have someone as beautiful as I am standing this close to you." he said moving his senbon gently across his stomach.