Opening

~ Kinen Dojo ~

"Hey, Shika. Isn't that book of yours starting now?"

Said a dark haired young boy as he sat atop a bamboo pole.

"Huh? Oh- OH SHIT! Why are we just now starting?! Umimaru!"

A blue haired man in a robe slid open the door and walked in slowly while yawning. Shika, a red haired girl in her pajamas scattered through the room.

"Hm.. what is it..."

"UMIMARU!"

"Yes, that's my name. You said it twice."

"Our story is starting!"

"Story? What story?"

...

In 3 seconds of silence, Umimaru began to think about the situation.

"Oh yeah, our story... FUUUUUUUCCKKCKCKK!!! WE'RE NOT READY!"

"UMIMARU!!! WHY DID IT START SO LATE? WE'RE GOING TO LOOK UNPROFESSIONAL!"

"BECAUSE THE STUPID AUTHOR WAS LAZY TO WRITE ANYTHING DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!"

"WHO THE HELL HAS A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IN THE FIRST THREE CHAPTERS??!?!?!"

"US APPARENTLY!!!"

I had procrastinated on getting the first chapter out, but the reason I'm doing it now, is because I want a Halloween Special type of chapter.

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT, WRITER?!"

Hey you shut up, I can erase you from existence if I so please. Plus, it's only mandatory. No Halloween Special? Automatically a wack series.

"Umi, let's calm down a bit."

"Yes yes yes yes. I believe we need to head to the meeting place for our introductions."

"We don't have time to just 'head' over there. Author! Change the scene!"

"Wait Writer can do that? I thought he's just a dolphin-man in real life..."

~ Jollywood ~

A limo pulled up to the scene, the cameras flash endlessly as the two stepped out of the vehicle. Now dressed up in colorful suits, Umimaru and Shika walked down the red carpet into the meeting room for the story to properly start.

Umimaru slicked back his hair and put on his shades as he sat in the chair behind the desk in the front of the room. The interviewers gathered up to the desk ready to ask their questions about the story.

"Uh. Hello. I'm Umimaru. I work as a Dojo Master in the Kinen Dojo on the island of Enma. Uhm. I typically like to wear blue robes or just any casual blue clothing in general. My favorite color is blue. My favorite foods, are blue."

"Hello, my name is, Shika. I train under Umimaru as a student in the Kinen Dojo on the island of Enma. I typically like to wear red clothes. My favorite color isn't red, it's green."

A young lady walked up further to the desk.

"Mr. Umimaru! Please, can I get a couple questions?"

"Hm... yes yes."

"Are you nervous at all about this story? Does it frighten you?"

"Hm... yes yes."

"Do you think this story will do well?"

"Hm... yes yes."

"I heard this story isn't known on how many chapters it will have. Is this true?"

"Well to be honest, Writer has a lot planned so I don't know."

"I see, two more questions. From what we've been gi-"

"Yes."

"I didn't finish my senten-"

"Yes."

"... What I'm trying to ask about is, your story synopsis. You put here, 'dumb stuff'. Is this true that you will have 'dumb stuff'?"

"Y E S."

"I see. So what do we expect to see from this dumb stuff?"

"Dumb stuff. Dumb stuff that makes you laugh. Dumb stuff that makes you smile. Dumb stuff that makes you question out of all the stories, why are you reading this one? But most importantly, dumb stuff that leaves a mark on your heart. DUMB STUFF WITH PASSION! DUMB STUFF WITH A HEART!"

"..."

"Okay anyways. I believe we've settled out our meeting here."

"But wait! What about the rest of the interviewers? What about the paper signing? What about more of the pictures?"

As Umimaru was almost a foot our the door of the room, he stopped and paused to look back at all of the people in the room.

"Gh! Umi! He's standing there! Menacingly! Let's go, Umi! We don't need to answer anymore questions! I'm tired!"

Umimaru took a deep breath and raised his hand slowly above him, making a peace sign with a completely calm demeanor.

"Peace."

"Hey wait you can't just leave! We have more questions from everyone els-"

"RUN SHIKA!!!"

The two bolted out of the room, trucking anyone in their path!

"UMI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING LIKE THAT?!"

"I'M TAPPING INTO THE SPEED FORCE, WE'LL GET AWAY QUICKLY!"

"YOU'RE NOT THE FLASH!!!"

"GOTTA GO FAST!"

"YOU CAN'T DO TWO REFERENCES IN ONE SCENE!!"

A blue aura generated around Umimaru, and in a quick motion, he picked up Shika and ran across the city and back towards the island, and the mob of angry interviewers chased after.

The dark haired young boy from early was watching it all go down on top of a building across the street of the Meeting Place, drinking milk in a big bowl.

"Oh hey, reader. Yes, this is the normal for this story, dumb stuff. Though, this is the first chapter really, it may seem very jumbled up, but I can't blame you. I too was skeptical about the story from this first chapter. But I'd never went on journey like this in my life until I met them... My name's Yuneko also, telling you all late. Anyways, I'm on my way to New Enma..."

The boy disappeared instantly into the night.

End.