Chapter 10: Beef Noodle Will Not Yield
"Ding"
"Game Updated, New Building Resurrections Hall Added!"
"After the player's death, they will be automatically resurrected in the Resurrections Hall, but their cultivation will be set back to Body Refinement Realm Rank 1! There will be no more need for creating a new character after each death!"
Seizing the opportunity, He Yi Ming sent out a game update notification.
Many players were taken aback for a moment before becoming even more hype.
"Go! Go! Go!"
"I will also give it a try now, who knows, maybe I'll get the second kill?"
"That's right! Now that we have the resurrection hall, there is no need to go through the pain of recreating a new character!"
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The players began to discuss in excitement about the new update.
"Hahaha, now that I've learned the trick to defeating them, watch me wreck those graphorns asses!" At this time, Beef Noodle jump out and shouted in excitement, before turning his gaze onto a graphorn out in the distance.
"Charge!" Beef Noodle directly charges up to it and masterfully performed a roll.
Rolling right under the graphorn foot.
Um, the next scene was just so beautiful that neither the players nor He Yi Ming could bear to witness it!
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, 5-minute spawn, one-second kill!
It turns out.
There is a reason why Panda senpai is called Panda senpai!
One player after another challenged the graphorns, they rolled across the ground one after the other, daydreaming of the moment they can bully the graphorn like how Panda senpai did in his tutorial.
But in reality, in less than half an hour.
All those players gathered back at the resurrection hall, gazing into one another eyes.
Brain in charge: This will be easy peasy lemon squeezy right Body in charge!
Body in charge: Ehe!
Brain in charge: Ehe Te Nandayo!
The players felt like they've been had!
"F***ing hell, was this not advertised as a cultivation game? Where is the fall to become a devilish demon? Where is the rise to become a heavenly immortal? Why do I feel like I'm just playing a souls-like game with the difficulty meter at impossible!!!"
"Holy shit, you have to dodge the graphorn attack and counterattack at the same time, after that the graphorn will enter berserk mode, and the fight suddenly become a bullet hell game where you have to dodge all of the graphorn attacks, and even after all of that you still need to defeat the weakened graphorn and keep in mind, you can only hit the graphorn weak spot or else you will do no damage and oh did I mention you have to do all of that without getting hit even once? How in the world can a mere human accomplish such feats!"
"The most agonizing thing in a game is to have someone teach you how to do it but your gaming skill is so trash that you can't do it no matter what!"
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After getting brutally murdered by the graphorn, the players were helpless to do anything.
So what will they do?
They can only sit on the sect square and devour the hot pot made from the graphorn killed by their Panda senpai to vent out their frustration!
This game is way too brutally, only the warm and inviting hot pot can heal their wounded heart!
"It seems like only Indomitable_Panda can constantly kill the graphorn! None of the other players can accomplish such feat!" He Yi Ming thinks to himself.
There are only two and a half days left on the mission, in that amount of time, He Yi Ming can probably kill about 10 to 15 more graphorns and Indomitable_Panda at best can only match him!
"There is not enough time remaining! The gap is too big!" He Yi Ming shook his head, he will not think about it anymore, all he needs to do now is just do it!
He Yi Ming went down the mountain in a completely different direction from the players and started to solo hunt the graphorns.
At this time, most players, except for Indomitable_Panda have given up challenging the graphorns!
However, some players were will not yield!
"I'm not going to yield!" Beef Noodle gritted his teeth in anger, he was not going to let it end like this.
As an experienced gamer, Beef Noodle has cleared countless games and has achieved even more achievements!
Even the hardest Dark Soul game, Dark Soul 7, was not able to stand before him and his countless cheese strats!
And now, how can he, Beef Noodle, be stopped by a f***ing starter town mob?
"It must be because I've not practiced focus kick enough! After a few more battles, I'll surely be able to beat it!" Beef Noodle thinks to himself, so he rushed down the mountain again.
Two hours later.
"HOLY F***!" Standing in the resurrection hall, Beef Noodle begins to contemplate his life.
Why?
Why does this always happen?
Even though I have learned the strat!
Even though I have practiced it many times!
Even though my rolls are near perfection!
But why do I always get instantly killed every single time?!
"Graphorn! You have forced my hand! ! !" Beef Noodle took a deep breath and his entire demeanor changed!
If there is no way to beat you in a straight-up brawl!
Then don't blame me for playing dirty!
Beef Noodle turned around and rummaged through the sect.
"Huh? Is that....a pill cauldron?" Beef Noodle soon found a damaged cauldron in a collapsed building within the ruins of the sect.
Inside the cauldron was a mountain of mysterious black glop.
"Who cares, let me just put some in my pocket just in case!" Beef Noodle grabbed a hand full of the mysterious black glob and stuffed it in his pocket before going out to continue searching.
"Found it!" Soon, Beef Noodle found some shovels and tools within a small wooden building.
"Hehehe, so what if you're a graphorn? In the end, isn't that still a mere beast? Just wait until I dig a deep hole and lure you in, then all you will be is just a fish on my chopping board!" Beef Noodle chuckled to himself.
He immediately ran down the mountain and found a suitable location to dig the hole before he started digging.
Not going to lie, the in-game body is quite fit, Beef Noodle didn't even break a sweat even after digging a hole for half an hour.
If this was Beef Noodle's real body, with that frail body of his, within 30 seconds of digging, he will be sweating bullets!
"Done!" Soon, Beef Noodle exclaimed with satisfaction.
A five meters long and two meters wide hole appeared in front of Beef Noodle, with a depth of about five meters, it's just barely enough to keep the graphorn in while allowing it to poke its head out.
Beef Noodle then made a platform with a couple of branches so that it can just barely support his weight when he runs over it but will instantly break if the graphorn step on it and cover it up with some grasses before going out to search for a graphorn.
"Graphorn-chan, graphorn-chan over here, over here! Try to catch me if you can, if you do I'll let you do anything you want with me, hehe! But that is not going to happen because I'm fast as F*** boy!!!" Beef Noodle pointed toward a graphorn and shouted at it in a very eccentric voice.
Beef Noodle's expressions paired with his actions are truly deserving of a beating, this has successfully angered the graphorn, the graphorn eyes turn red as it enters berserk mode right off the bat!
"Oh shit, that might be a bit too much of a stimulation!"
Beef Noodle immediately turned around and ran for it, swiftly reaching his trap.
Without care, Beef Noodle ran over the hole and stood still at the other side.
"Come baby come~~" Beef Noodle waved his hands around trying to seduce the beast over.
The graphorn chased after Beef Noodle and without a care in the world stepped into his trap.
"BOOM!"
The graphorn falling into the pit caused a loud rumble sound.
The huge body of the graphorn dropped into the pit and was stuck, the pit was too narrow for the graphorn huge body to move around at all.
"Hahahahaha! You're stupefied, right?" Seeing that the graphorn fell for his trap, Beef Noodle burst out into laughter!
"What's the matter? Do you want to bite me? Then why don't you try coming out? Ah, you can't! Hahaha!"
"Well, well, well what do we have here, a little graphorn-chan stuck in a pit! Eat my ass! Ahahaha!
"Have a look, this is the ass you'll never attain even in your dream, bite it if you can! Hahaha!
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Beef Noodle even deliberately pull down his pant to give the graphorn a whiff of the ass that it was never meant to have and started twerking his naked butt at its face, taunting it ever so close yet so far away!
At that moment, the graphorn suddenly stuck out its tongue and wrap it around one of Beef Noodle's feet.
It was at this moment, Beef Noodle knew, he f***ed up!
"Holy shit! Why is this shit tongue so long?" Beef Noodle was at a loss for words. Before he could even react, he was pulled by the graphorn tongue right into the beast's mouth.
"I'm toasted!" This was Beef Noodle's last thought before his vision turned black.
Opening his eyes again, Beef Noodle arrived at the center of the new building the resurrection hall.
"F***! Not only did I not manage to show off but I was f***ed by the graphorn instead!" Beef Noodle was disgusted, truly disgusted!
At the last second, he F***ed up!
Beef Noodle hurriedly rushes back to his trap.
"Damn it! I don't even know if the graphorn can dig out of that trap, what if it had already escaped? Ah, I really should've added some spike onto the bottom of the pit, why was I so lazy! What...???" Halfway through the run, Beef Noodle was stunned in his track.
"Ding! Congratulation on the player Beef Noodle for killing a graphorn, Mission Completed, Reward 100 Contribution Points!"
Seeing the system's sudden notification, Beef Noodle was left there perplexed.
P.S. Let just not think about the part of bringing the graphorn corpse back to the sect OK?