Chapter forty-nine: I hate when this happens

I'd been chased by a red crystallized monster and fought our duplicates, captured by tribal people, arrested by young boys, then arrested again by fairy guards, almost got eaten by an enormous spider, getting tired of the maze, being digested by a man-eating tree, taking good care of the tornado screaming man, and weirdly connected to the lord of the underworld, or should I say, imprisoned. I'm having a very wonderful day. And I bet Mr. Aisle had a nice adventure too.

Seriously, though, I had no idea where my words came from. Hmm . . . probably because when I had a hard time back at the academy. Before we get to see how I slay, let's go back a little bit. Okay, okay, a lot. We'll go back . . . a lot.

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