10k views special

Note: This isn't canon

"Yo author, we got 10k views" Perseus said "How do you feel?"

"First time meeting, no 'Hey how's your day man?' or 'Nice to meet you' " I replied

"Well sorry but this story is about me not you"

I just sighed

"Let me handle this" Dabria cut in and had this creepy smile "Did you really googled for my name?"

"...No" I looked away

"You did, didn't you?" Ace said

"Maybe" I answered in a whisper

*****

"You know the author never mentioned our eye colors" Ace mentioned

"Well mine is light blue, and yours is light green" Siege said

"Dumb author"

"Guys, I'm right here you know" I intervened

"You sound more pathetic than we thought" Ace said in amazement

"I have no arguments" Siege agreed

"I'll go eat my chips" I said as I left the room

*****

"Yo author, thanks for the 5 dollar bill, anything else you want me to do?" Perseus asked

"No, though I do have a request"

"What is it?"

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO FIX THEM?!"

"No can do, besides Dabria does it too"

"Don't pull me into this" Dabria replied

"I can't even pay for someone to fix them anymore" I cried "I have to go buy the materials and fix them myself, brick by brick"

Perseus cringed

"Ok I'll try to do it less"

"What he meant is, it'll never happen again" Dabria said

-Why promise something we can't keep?- Perseus asked

-Well he's crying, we have to make him feel better- she replied

"I can hear your thoughts too, you know" I sniffled

"Oops" they said in unison