Chapter 265: The demon...king?

I then approached the princess and touched her forehead while focusing on undoing the spell to wake her up before doing the same wit Draven and Zach.

"What...What happened to everyone?" Charlotte asked

"They're merely sleeping, don't worry. Here. I packed iced coffee for everyone"

"Damn your sleeping powers" Draven grumbled as he happily accepted the coffee from my hands

"How should we wake the annoying guy that looks like Balor?" Damon asked

"Slap him awake" Ace suggested "Electrocution? Cold water?"

-He shares your sadistic and playful nature, which is a very high concern of mine- Dabria commented

"How did you know that his name is Balor?" Charlotte asked "Are you really spies and are just here to kidnap me?"

"If we wanted to kidnap you, we would've done it a long while ago" Draven responded "With his powers to make people asleep and our capabilities, you wouldn't even realized that you're kidnapped, pretty lady"

"P-Please stop calling me that" Charlotte requested as she again blushed at what he said

"Let's explore this world a bit, it's similar to ours enough" Draven commented "Let's wake everyone up"

"Draven gag the annoying guy please, he...displeases me" Zach ordered

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"Well king, location, demon king. Hurry up, I'm getting bored here. Last time, a king with your face hates me and attempted to put me on trial, so unless you want to become my bitch like his kingdom, give me the name and location where I go kill demons with the power of friendship"

-You barely have friends- Dabria responded

-Right. Damn.-

-That hurts a bit that you don't think of us as your friends- Diana pouted

-You guys are more than friends to me, even the word best friend won't be enough...soulmates maybe?-

"Bring the map over please" the king ordered

"If we kill them for you, please wed your princess to our very grumpy but lovely Draven, I've been suggesting him to find a lover for a very long time" Zach requested "Even if we come from different worlds, love will still prevail"

"Since when has he rubbed off on you, boss?!" Draven retorted and pointed at me "No...it's that Urie, the blood sucking freak"

"Yeah, you can insult him, his aides are more overworked than mine as he lazes off. The only reason that he's still a prince is because people respect his strength and are scared of pissing him off."

-Let's go- Ace cheered -I want to solo the demon king-

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"Why must the world and the author of this novel disappoint me this way?"

| Don't bring me into this |

The demon king...it's just a kid!

-Yeah, the biggest disappointment since the birth of the author- Siege commented

| Why must you hurt me this way? |

"Oi, I feel like you said something rude just now, for the record, I'm 20 this year!" the demon king retorted "Ah please don't raise your hand, I forfeit, I won't attack humans ever again!"

"Wow, this world...sucks" Zach sighs while shaking his head

The demon king is around 120cm tall and looks to be about 10 years old with black hair and black eyes.

"How are you all so strong?!" Charlotte asked in shocked "The mana and the presence he gives off is amazing...yet, you took him down in one hit"

"Maybe this is the type of world where Albert was meant to be born into" Ace mumbled sadly "...He didn't even provide us an entertaining fight"

"A-A celebration! We must hold a celebration!" Charlotte declared

A day journey because we can't warp to a place we never been to before and we ran at max speed to only find...him.

"If this little boy is the strongest being in this world, I don't want to meet fellow dragons in this world, this is highly disappointing" Damon said as he picked the demon king up

"Draven, why don't you adopt him? He's grumpy just like you, no one will question a thing" Diana suggested "Besides, it'll be funny"

"Huh?" Draven responded "What the hell do you think this is, you stupid phoenix!"

"I'm known in the vampire kingdom as Urie's son and within the organization as Zach's long lost son, I don't want to be the only one who suffer"

"Yeah, besides, this kid will probably be executed if you don't take him with you" Damon pointed out

"Oi I have an opinion-eeek" I just silenced the demon king by creating a sword from aura

"Zach, can you replace his magic core with a magic core from our world, I'm interested about raising a demon king if Draven isn't up to it, besides, this world's magic sucks, you need a fucking novel just to shoot one spell out"

"Of course" Zach answered proudly "I can create a homunculus, so replacing one's magic core with an artificial one isn't going to be hard, though he will slightly better than average at most. Draven, raise him, that's an order."

"Boss, you're just torturing me at this point!" Draven argued "I joined the organization to be able to travel across worlds, the dream of spatial mages, not raising a brat who's a self-proclaimed demon king!"

"But he is" Charlotte claimed "He may look innocent, but that's why people have fallen by his hands, they underestimated him"

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"I-I see..." the king stuttered when he heard the report from Charlotte who witnessed us beat the demon king...more like we bullied a toddler, but what the hell is the difference at this point?!

This novel's title is wrong! 'Reincarnated into a world of clichés'? Fuck that shit, cuz nothing has gone where I wanted, I should be having a harem right about now while having a relaxing beach episode for fan service, but nooo...the fucking author is useless! The fucking worst!

-Should we stop him?- Ace asked

-No, let him be- Dabria answered -Though it would take a while before he stops and take a breather, he can hold his breath for a very long time and wow, we should censor him-

-Yeah, the slave traders used much tamer words than this- Siege agreed

"What's your name?" Zach asked the demon king out of curiosity

"Oh it's Timothy Roger Williams Toby Lucy Octavia Lilo IdelaIzaellausyya Issac..." the demon king answered, the name then include a rhythm of whistling, spitting and fart noises

"That's your full name?" Damon asked "Did your parents have a stroke when they named you or something?"

"Well if they didn't, then they had serious naming issues, worse than our protagonist" Ace commented

"That's fucking rude!" the demon king retorted "I even cut off 9/10 of my name just to make it easier for you to remember"

"Let's shorten it, Draven doesn't have a last name and he's now technically your dad, let's give you 2 a last name, how about-"

"No" Draven rejected

"You didn't even know what I was going to say"

"Bob"

"...Good guess...Let's go with Draven Gray and Timothy Gray"

"Do whatever you want" he grumbled