Chapter 378: Messenger

-Oh I can sense someone at my quarters.- Dabria said as we could hear her got up and after a moment of silence, she came back -Hermes came to delivered a direct message.-

-Oh? What did Zeus say?-

-I'm only repeating what Hermes said. He also is repeating what Zeus said and swore to Styx that it was the truth. Zeus said to tell you in a very aggressive manner 'Fuck you and do it yourself, you intolerable dick'- Dabria informed

-I will fucking steal his seat as king of Olympus and sleep with his wife...okay, that might be too far, but I will give him the same fate that his father and grandfather experienced.-

-Well Hermes is coming your way and should be there in a few minutes. Zeus did instruct Hermes to help bring him back to our realm where Zeus will make him mortal and kill him and send his soul to Hades.-

-Ok, I'll just take his seat as king then. But what will he receive as punishment? Or will he go to Asphodel?-

-The 12 Olympians will let Hades make that decision, so let's wait outside the prison before you go in.-

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Hermes is a guy about 186 cm tall, looks to be in his late 20s, has brown curly hair and light green eyes. He wears a track suit and pants with winged running shows while holding his staff that has 2 live golden snakes around it.

It's really funny that his staff is used as a symbol for most pharmacies even though Asclepius' staff should be the one, Hermes got 2 snakes while Asclepius got one.

"You're quick."

"Of course, there's a reason I'm Zeus' messenger, it's because I'm quick and fast at anything." he replied

"Oh anything?"

-I see where you're heading.- Ace chuckled

-Yeah, he seems to not be quick on getting jokes despite being physically fast. Maybe he's mentally slow.- Damon joked

-I doubt it, if he's mentally slow, he wouldn't be a messenger- Siege commented

"Yeah, anything." he nodded

"So you always come first?" I joked as I noticed Urie and Erix sniffle a laugh and trying their best to hold it

"Yeah, are you trying to offend me and doubt me? I always come first."

"HahaHAHAHA...oh man, I'm sorry, but oh you walked right in to it. Oh this is hilarious!"

"Childish, really childish." Professor Emma sighs

"What's so...oh OH. I fell right into that." Hermes seems to realize.

"Candice would find that funny."

"I watched your progress, I haven't seen anyone named Candice throughout your life. Who's Candice?" Hermes questioned

"Oh MAN, you're just walking into it now. Hahaha. I don't wanna finish it, oh you are hilarious. You should go to sawcon, people over there shares your cluelessness."

"What the hell is sawcon?"

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"Are you done humiliating me with childish jokes?" Hermes asked as he rolled his eyes "Or should I just take Helios away while you guys can explore the prison to get what you want as we determine his fate though I already asked Hades on what he planned to do."

"Oh yeah, that would take me off the jokes we just pulled off."

"I seriously am wondering on why my father choose you as host." Cain sighs "How long was him and his bonds laughing?"

"Uh...10 minutes?" Professor Steel replied hesitantly

"Well Hades will offer Helios either for his soul to wander in the fields of Asphodel for years or for him to have an immediate reincarnation." Hermes informed "And Hera has told me to tell you all that she is very sorry for Zeus immature behaviors and she hopes to meet you and Dabria under better circumstances."

"What about the banquet?"

"Yeah, she'll meet you there. And she hope that you will have good use of her father's remains."

"Just a question now that you're here." professor Emma raised her hand "Doesn't she find it weird that she married her own brother?"

"What wrong with marrying a sibling?" Hermes questioned

-Many things...but these gods are beyond saving.-

-Don't say it like you're including me.- Dabria grumbled

-You have many wrong with you, we have a child together, out of every guy in the many worlds we know to exist, you choose to like me. And for the record, even Lia and Eliza is included in that equation.-

-If I like you, I would have asked you on a date already. And as for the child, that was an alternate timeline, I say before and I say it again, I would never marry you.-

-The foreshadowing is uncanny, so will you go to that banquet as my date?-

-Why would I do that? Are you stupid?-

-Don't answer a question with a question, will you? You said that you'll think about it an- -

"Yes, Emma, Perseus here is technically related to me if we consider Chaos as our ancestor." Hermes interrupted our conversation "Chaos would be my great great grandparent and Perseus' great grandparent. When it comes to Greek gods, we're all related in some way or the other."

"Oh gods, I'm related to a pegasus and many other disgusting things when you say it like that."

"What's wrong with being related to a horse?" Wilson asked

"Did you not read on how Pegasus was born? It was from the blood of a decapitated body of Medusa!"

-I'm so not marrying you, your blood is messed up.- Dabria declared

-Only his soul is related, physically you're good- Damon commented

-Are you trying to get us married?!-

-...Yes, it'll be funny to see you swallow your words. Sis, don't you make that joke again.-

"Well I'll take him there and in the mean time, you can throw the rest of these minor gods in the prison as we arranged someone to become a warden down here." Hermes said "You can also keep the spoils of war. Eros and his side really tried their best to block us from helping Ares, but we managed to help him and have a god to volunteer and take his place temporarily. We plan on Eros taking that place, so do a good job Perseus."