Chapter 455: Bob and Dick

Author's POV

Bob then list the things he wanted to do to me as revenge, at some point, I felt bad for Baeli who is being gagged and tied up, the police are questioning why Baeli doesn't really need to feed or drink, but even so, they're working super hard to trace the location.

At least we figure out that Bob isn't operating all of this himself, one time he fumbled his hot dog and dropped it, which some one cut it off and put some gray static screen with a 'just a moment' on it.

Which Bob immediately revealed to be his twin, Dick...short for Richard.

"Stupid nickname for someone with a fine name such as Richard." the narrator complained angering the twin behind the camera.

"Shut up, Perseus!" Dick shouted "We got a grudge with the author, not you!"

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1st person view

Draven brought Timmy along, you know, the so called demon king which was so pathetic, after learning that I'm the current demon lord of this world, the kid has been trying to assassinate me every time I'm at base or every time he's around me which goes unsuccessful each time.

He then tried to go for the people around me instead, he tried Ace, nope, apparently, Ace showed him just how exactly powerless he was, Siege, he now has some trauma over canine creatures, he didn't even try to fight Damon or Diana.

"How's being a goddess?"

"Tiring but good." Gia answered "Why does the realm have so many rules? And why is everyone so attractive? Are they all born to make us feel insecure or something?"

"I know, right?"

"Though the recent elimination of the remnants seems to have lower some morale, some gods seems to have maintained good relationships with some of the remnants."

"I know, I was with one of em, great guy. Handsome guy, popular too if he still lived. He doesn't even mind me flirting with his sister."

"We should be more concerned on how he landed himself a goddess." Draven chimed in as he was dragging his son by the neck "He may have some hypnotic abilities that can land himself one easily."

"You may need to teach me that now that our boss is a god." Alice giggled "Even though he is staying as one till all of this is over, it should be useful."

-It would be useful, but unfortunately there are no such thing, just years of relentless work.-

-Yes, flirting with another woman despite having a wife...such a great husband for Cordelia.- Dabria replied sarcastically -I definitely want to marry you.-

-Why can't you 2 just get along normally for one day?- Damon asked

-Yeah, everyday you argue despite the fact that you 2 like each other.- Ace agreed

-At least they get along, so we should be grateful.- Diana chimed in

-Except sometimes they argue even when we sleep.- Siege complained

We then arrived at Zach's hidden house where Kenny was.

"Where's big sis?"

"Out, I don't know where." Kenny shrugged

"Him? Seriously? He's a complete weakling." Oz commented

"Don't worry, he's useful since he got that large brain in that large empty head of his."

"Dude, at least give them a good good impression." Kenny retorted "Who's the 2 pretty women?"

"Stella would be so disappointed with you." Diana shook her head in disbelief

"Yeah, from the very slight lingering scent, she probably left 2 days ago." Siege deduced "Not that long ago and his brain has already wired to find other potential mates."

We then told Kenny about what we need to do, it's not everyday that he's tasked to basically decide how to change the course of their attack and basically kill some people in the process.

If we come in to save them at the last moment, it would look too obvious that we orchestrated the attack and too many people would die, we would want to keep the number of casualties to a minimal. Kenny is a bit baffled, but he got to work as we messed around.

Timmy couldn't beat us in a fight, so he challenged to matches of ping pong, no magic and he asked me to used 'absurdity' to temporarily make him and Damon physically which he still ended up losing a lot.

Alice is currently flipping through pages of fashion magazines that we got from other worlds, Gia is literally sitting in a cookie jar munching on cookies, Oz is trying to solve a Rubik's cube, and Draven is listening to this mp3 player we brought from our past world and it seems like he's enjoying it.

I bet I can rick roll this entire world and get an actual certified record for it. Diana was just having fun cooking up some desserts with Siege and Ace as the test subjects. And as the most hardworking one, I lay down on a couch and threw popcorns at Kenny, it's more funny when it lands in his mouth every time he sighs or yawn.

"And you guys are supposed to be some executives of some terrorist organization. Just because I'm to think of the tactics, shouldn't you guys be more productive?" he complained

"You're getting paid for this and we're technically your boss, so do your work." Oz commanded "How...How do you solve a Rubik's cube?"

"You guys are impossible. If you guys are like this all the time, you'll never be winners in life."

"I have 2 beautiful women waiting for me at home and I have a son, I'm more of a winner than a guy who's relationship with a woman is having awkward conversations with a flustered face all the time."

"Well I-I-I-I-" he stuttered as he's thinking of a response "I'm at least better than Siege and Ace in that regards."

"They're actually very popular." Damon pointed out "They got options."

"Yeah, Siege has a very good relationship with Artemis' wolves." Gia confirmed "Artemis herself is a maiden, but her immortal wolves are different."

"Hah, how does it feel to lose to us?" Ace teased "Us beasts got more game than you."