Chapter 504: Antagonist (2)

Bob POV

Antagonist, that dumbass of a guy?! No...if anyone is the antagonist, it's me, that stupid author is ruining me in both the real and fake world.

"Chaos is asleep and incapacitated right now and I have been given full command, go kill that idiot, I'm more than enough to guard Chaos."

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1st person view

| Well you heard what Chaos said, right? |

Well, help us then!

| Well if Bob is the antagonist, and when you take that role, it would affect Bob as well, what do you think would happen?|

He'll take my protagonist status and my harem! Damn it!

-That's what you're worried about?!- Dabria yelled

| Well yes, but Chaos is also a villain who Bob is now near...what do you think would happen? |

Oh...OHHHHH. Alright then, the faster the better. There's chance that Bob might just end Chaos.

Dabria is also coming here physically since she can't warp into the void and after a while at her max speed she arrived.

-Right, if anything goes wrong, I'm right here.- she reassured

"I would help out here but apparently you are immune to my rifle, so I'm getting cover in case you go sicko mode." Kenny said

I then use 'absurdity' and 'reverse' on my 'protagonist' ability, at first nothing happened...but I then started feeling something different and many plots flowed into my head.

"Ok you look the same." Zach commented "Any messed up thoughts?"

"I feel the same, nothing unusual, if anything, I feel really happy. More happy than usual."

"Yeah, he's got a screw loose, he's speaking in an English accent."

"I have no idea what you're talking about, now let's go rule the universe shall we, I got a trait, 'Elimination of useless obstacles', I can now free the fates and use their sight to be the universe first sole conqueror.

With a swipe of my hand, I eliminated the hidden curses and spell that is inflicted onto the fates and I then used the chains from my spatial storage to bind them.

"From one warden to another, it seems like our fates have given us a terrible karma." Atropos sighs

"Yeah, really ironic." Lachesis agreed

"This is why I didn't like this." Dabria grumbled

"I find his current accent attractive though," Alice pouted "But it seems like every is set on turning him back."

"I haven't really noticed your beauty before, do you want to become one of my lovers as well? I promise that I'll treat you really well."

"Right right, Perseus, look at me." Dabria ordered

"Oh, you're taking command, that's a first...well second if you count that time I went powerless, I tried to hold my own, but without rejuvenation magic, I can't go all night as usual back then."

< Ah so he's even more annoying. > Dabria sighs in frustration

"First of all, how is that even humanly possible?" Kenny asked "I know you're only like part human, but won't you have a heart attack or something?"

"Magic, you use sound magic to shut the noise, reinforcement magic on the bed and the floor, and healing magic to rejuvenate and heal yourself, but you should drink a lot of water, you're going to get so dehydrated."

"I'm sorry." Zach pulled a timeout "First of all, you sound weird in that stupid accent and second, I don't know anyone apart from dragons who would consider to use reinforcement magic during their night activities."

"And you sound more like Cordelia by the day." Dabria added "Look, you turn back...I'll let you do anything you want to me."

"Can't I already do that? I mean compared to the other 2, despite your personality, you don't really take the lead at all."

Dabria then took a deep breath to calm herself down, but her face was really red.

"Cordelia will hate this you know, she prefers your usual self, so does Eliza, so-" she tried to reason

"So what, I mean, you guys aren't the only women in the world, and I've definitely seen better, Athena offered to marry me and the offer is still open, I can score Hygeia, and many other goddesses, why should I limit myself to you?"

Dabria then teared up, in a way...I feel a bit disturbed, but I can't really be bothered.

"Ouch." Zach winced sympathetically "That sure is an antagonist for ya."

"Yeah, 'emotional damage' is also one of my traits."

"Damn, maybe Asian parents were the antagonists all along."

"There's a time limit, right?" Kenny asked

"His ability 'absurdity' does, but 'reverse' has none." Zach answered

"Well come on, fates, we're going to rule the universe now."

As I turned away, Dabria grabbed my wrist and held me tightly.

"The moment you leave here without going back to your original self, we're breaking up immediately." she threatened "And not just that, I will go find another man within a week."

"Hmm, I do hate to lose what's mine..."

"So turn back and I'll forgive you for what you just said even if it hurt me."

"What's the point? I have all this power, and I should just fight one or 2 bosses and retire? What's the point, people with this power are conquerors, we get whatever we want and no not we, I deserve it, why should I get nothing in return?"

"Alright, this is getting out of hand." Zach stepped in "My brother may be a jerk sometimes, but even he knows the line. but remember, Perseus...antagonists never win, so in the long game, become the protagonist again and you can take the long way round to conquer the world."

"Oh yeah, how?"

"Your children." Kenny answered "Your blood is going to help birth the most powerful people through out the known worlds even if they aren't going to be as strong as you, and with their power, it won't be long till the Silver become a powerhouse and conquer everything."

"So you want my children to do it instead? I'll be dead before then."

"Then you can still do it as the protagonist with all the benefits, it doesn't sound that bad if you think hard enough, and also...protagonists got more girls flocking towards them."

"...Fine."