[Chapter 16] Angels/Weeb side of Alex

A/N: I'm never playing football again. Can't feel my fucking leg.

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*RIP* The sound of paper getting ripped apart could be heard as cracks in space appeared.

*CRACK* Space shattered before a boy and a girl could be seen. They were Eresh and Alex who had just teleported to the cult's HQ that was a large mansion.

"So now only the Big Three remain, right?" Eresh asked like she was asking about the weather.

"Mhm." Alex nodded his head before asking her a question.

"Do you like Gay- *cough* Gae Bulg?" He asked. Eresh summoned the legendary spear on her right hand and looked at it.

"It's perfect." She said, looking at the red spear shrouded by red lightning in awe. Alex nodded at her words, how could he make something that wasn't perfect?

They chatted while walking through the corridors of the mansion, ignoring the cult members that looked at them in awe.

Finally arriving in front of Nero's door, Alex knocked on it. "Come in." A feminine voice said behind the door.

Grasping the door handle and opening the door, he saw Nero in her Servant Outfit. Sadly, he couldn't admire her more since there were other people in the room.

"Lord Vieluth!" A middle-aged man said with shock, quickly bowing. The 3 other people followed suit.

"Hmm..? You guys are done already?" Nero asked while looking at the bowing people in the room.

"Shiva was very cooperative," Alex said and teleported behind her after telling the people to stop bowing. When he was behind her, he hugged her from behind the chair and placed his neck on her right shoulder. "What are you doing?" He asked.

"Solving issues." She said with a sigh, enjoying his hug.

"I see... Do you need any help?" Alex asked.

"Hmph! You think this great Emperor needs help in such small matters?" Nero gained her usual attitude back instantly, getting up from her chair and looking up to his eyes.

"Haha~" Alex chuckled at her serious face, making her even madder. While they were flirting, Eresh looked at the people in the room and asked them a question.

"Why are you guys here?" She said. The four people looked at each other before answering.

"Our bases throughout the world are being raided." Eresh nodded at them and started to think. 'The Church!' She came to a conclusion almost instantly. 'Those bastards that worship a dead man!' She thought with anger.

The four people looked at the angry Eresh with fear. 'Did we do something wrong?' They all thought with horror.

"*Sigh*" Alex sighed and walked in front of her, hugging her into his chest. "Calm down, you are scaring them." He said.

"Let's get rid of the Church first," Eresh said while the cult members watched in wonder.

"Sure. Why are you that angry anyway?" He asked.

"They killed our people without mercy!" She said.

'Oh...' Alex thought. He never thought that she would become attached to their people. He didn't care about it though.

"Okay then. the Church and Heaven will go down first." He replied to her, making her smile.

"Well then, we will be going now. Goodbye!" Alex said and sliced open a portal before entering it with Eresh.

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Alex and Eresh were sitting next to each other on the edge of a large building. "This place has a nice view," Eresh said and leaned on Alex's shoulder.

"Yeah," Alex replied. They stayed like that for a few minutes before getting up. Alex decided to let his inner weeb out and made a weapon he wanted to for a long time.

It had a black scabbard, a golden crossguard, and a one-edged blade. It was Yamato, the sword of Vergil that could separate anything. Alex had given it the concept of [Seperation].

(A/N: Image here.)

"A katana..? Did you let your inner weeb out again?" Eresh asked after examining the new sword. "I knew you would make it after all those DMC memes." She said with a sigh.

"It seems you aren't very motivated," Alex said and cut open a portal to Heaven. "Go in. I will show you the power of Yamato." Alex said and forced Eresh through the portal, entering it himself not long after.

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When Alex and Eresh entered the first layer of Heaven, they were greeted with a rain of light spears. Alex smiled and slashed with the Yamato, separating the heat from the spears made from light to some other place. He sheathed the sword back to its scabbard not long after.

The angels, not understanding why their magic didn't work, fired even more spells, dying the sky white.

*Bzzt" The Yamato started to release blue light before time seeming stopped for Alex. However, the Yamato still released blue light in waves.

Alex smiled, pushing the crossguard of the sword with his thumb, he used one of his favorite moves from DMC.

"Judgement...Cut!" He shouted and unsheathed the legendary sword. He moved at a speed invisible to the naked eye, cutting every single angel he saw. When he arrived at the last one, he cut her in half before sheathing the legendary sword again.

"Why do I feel weir-" The angel couldn't even finish his words before he was cut to a thousand pieces along with all the other angels in the area.

Alex could be seen with the Yamato in his left hand, standing in front of light particles that were the female angel once.

"See?" Eresh sighed at Alex's words before grabbing his wrist and pulling him up to the location of the Seraph.

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933 words.

Decided to post what I wrote in class here, its low quality but I hope it will compensate for the short chapter.

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[Unlimited School Works] (A/N: This is a universe where he wasn't reincarnated.)

Alex was listening to his teacher talk about random things and looking through his old notebook. Going through the pages swiftly, he reached the last page where he saw a chant.

'This... is this the edited version of the UBW chant I made back in the day?" He thought in wonder and started to read through it.

'I am the pages of my homework.

Pens are my body and caffeine is my blood.

I have written over a thousand pages.

Unaware of sleep,

Nor aware of success.

Withstood pain to finish many projects, waiting for the promised day.

I have many regrets, yet, this is the only path.

My whole life was Unlimited School Works!' He wanted to laugh at how ridiculous it sounded but heard a sound.

*RIIP* He heard the sound of paper getting ripped apart and closed his eyes in instinct.

Not long after, he opened his eyes and started looking around.

He found himself in an endless classroom. Desks with countless papers on them and seats that had students with gray lifeless eyes.

"Hmm... How interesting." He heard the voice of a man. Looking around, his eyes widened at the sight of a man.

Blond hair with red eyes, muscular build, and a handsome face. He was his teacher, the one he hated the most.

"I never thought I will see a Reality Marble with the concept of [Homework]... How stupid." The blonde man said and looked at Alex. "I recommend you to surrounder, we will take good care of you." He said with an arrogant tone. However, Alex didn't hear him as countless voices filled his mind.

'Kill him, kill him.' A voice spoke repeatedly, almost making him go insane.

'You are our hope, we need you!' A voice said loudly, images started filling his mind.

He saw a land where there was no homework, a place where students didn't have to do homework for 6 hours a day. He wanted this utopia badly, to the point that he accepted what the voices were telling him to do.

A paper flew at extreme speeds towards him, he didn't even have to open his eyes to catch it. It was an essay about why the spears were the greatest weapon. He ripped the paper apart, summoning hundreds of spears behind him.

"Huh... so you reject. Be prepared to die, mongrel." The blond man said arrogantly and summoned golden portals behind his back. "First Punishment: Beating!" He screamed and fired hundreds of rulers towards Alex.

Alex didn't care though and fired his spears at the incoming projectiles, summoning another paper in the process.

It was an essay that explained what Heaven was. He summoned another paper that explained the legend of Excalibur. He ripped both of them apart at once, summoning a golden sword with an extremely holy aura. It was Excalibur that was fused with the concept of Heaven.

"Excalibur..?" The blond man looked at the sword for a bit before firing even more rulers at Alex who had run out of spears to fire.

However, Alex didn't care as he started to run with Excalibur in his right hand. He swiftly moved towards the blond man, dodging the rulers coming his way and parrying the ones he couldn't.

When he arrived in front of his teacher, he struck with Excalibur. the blond man, not wanting to die yet, used his second ability.

"Second Punishment: Detention!" He screamed and fired a beam of red light towards the legendary sword, making it halt midair. He smiled and increased the intensity, causing Alex to jump back.

"Do you see this mongrel? You can never beat me!" He said arrogantly, causing Alex's eyebrow to twitch. Realizing that he couldn't beat the arrogant man with normal attacks, he used the real ability of his Reality Marble.

Thousands of paper started to surround his sword before sticking to it. He looked at the sword that was now covered with paper before silver patterns started to surround his right arm. When it reached his hand, it started to cover his sword as well. Alex sighed before swiftly moving towards his teacher, cutting the papers that were on the sword in the process.

"T-This!" His teacher looked at him before using his third and last ability. "Third Punishment: Expulsion!" He screamed and summoned a black and purple sword before swinging it towards the incoming Alex.

"This is our hopes and dreams...The prayers of every student..." His white and golden sword started to glow intensely. "Ve...Ris!" He screamed and slashed with his sword.

An intense clash of black and white took place inside the Reality Marble as it started falling apart.

"How?!" His teacher screamed with confusion when he saw the white light start to push back the black energy. "Impossible, impossible..." He muttered as the white light went through the black light and obliterated him.

"Sayonara, King of Teachers," Alex said. He decided to give him the title 'King of Teachers' in respect.

That is how he started his fight against excessive homework.

[END]

I hope you enjoyed the extra story.

Goodnight!