[Chapter 22] i wanna bang king arthur

Altria would be a good name for Salter tbh.

Anyways, let's start the chapter.

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*KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"I'm coming!" Alex heard a voice coming behind the door.

"He-" The redhead that opened the door couldn't finish his words.

"Yo! Shirou." Alex greeted the redhead and went straight to the point.

"You remember that time where you tried to stop me in Heaven?" He asked, getting a nod from the boy.

"I didn't kill you back then because you are my friend, so..." He paused for a bit.

"...Can I get something in return?" He finished his words.

"Sure thing. What do you need?" Shirou didn't reject his offer.

"You have something inside you that I need. Can I get it back?" Alex asked. He was talking about Avalon, the sheath of Excalibur. He could make another one, sure. But he thought the original might have different properties.

"It's the sheath of my Servants' sword." He explained further.

"Oh, okay." Shirou agreed. While activating his [Unique Eyes], Alex said something to him.

"I will change it with another one I've made." He chose to change the original Avalon with another one he made long ago. It was obviously no way near the original in strength.

He focused on Shirou's body and located Avalon. Taking a deep breath, he took out the dollar store version of Avalon and inserted his hand. Grasping Avalon and replacing it with the dollar store version, he pulled out.

He examined the blue and golden sheath inside his hand. It felt metallic, heavy, and sacred.

"Thank you for your cooperation, Shirou," Alex said before teleporting out. He had made sure there would be no side effects.

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"Artoria!" Alex called out as he walked to the blonde. Surprised, she turned back to look at him.

"I got you your sheath!" Alex said cheerfully, shocking Artoria.

"My sheath..?" Artoria asked.

"Mhm. Avalon, right?" Alex asked as he took out Avalon.

"How."

"Shirou had it." He said and told her the story.

"So he had a debt?" Artoria said after he finished explaining.

"Yeah. I could make another one, but I thought the original would work better."

"I see. Thank you." Artoria said appreciatively and grabbed Avalon with her left hand. Summoning Excalibur to her right hand, she sheathed it inside Avalon.

A dazzling golden light erupted from the sword/sheath, causing Alex and Artoria to close their eyes.

Opening them after the light died down, they saw the sheathed sword shrouded by golden light.

"Cool," Alex said as he examined the sword.

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Name: Excalibur(Complete)

Rank: EX

Type: Anti-Fortress/Barrier

Owner: Artoria Pendragon

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Alex turned to look at Artoria, who had a nostalgic look on her face.

"Thank you," Artoria said as she unsummoned her Noble Phantasm.

"No problem." He said casually and smiled.

"Wanna go to the cafeteria?" His words quickly took her attention.

"I will make the food." His words settled the offer as he was dragged to the cafeteria by Baber.

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"Huff, huff." Emiya heavily breathed as he looked at the corpse of a beast in front of him.

"I wonder what Master is doing," he mumbled as he dusted himself. Deciding to visit Alex, he teleported to the cafeteria. That's where he usually was.

*NOM* *NOM* *NOM* *NOM*

"Emiya looked at Artoria and Alex as they ate the food in front of them at extreme speeds. They had a crowd around them, cheering for either Artoria or Alex.

"Artoria! Artoria! Artoria!" The Baber supporters spoke loudly.

"Vieluth! Vieluth! Vieluth!" Alex's supporters weren't silent either as they cheered him.

Emiya looked at this comical sight and couldn't help but smile while facepalming himself.

He watched his Master and Baber until they finished. This time Alex had won.

"Haha!" Alex laughed as he looked at Artoria.

"Told you I'd win next time." He said as he got up from his chair.

"Ugh," Artoria grunted as she got up. She would win next time.

"Thank you to everyone who betted on me," Alex said towards his supporters and finally noticed Emiya.

"Oh..." He mumbled.

"How long have you been standing there?" He asked.

"30 minutes," Emiya replied. His voice caused Artoria to look behind her.

"That's... not as much as last time," Alex said.

"..." Emiya just stared at him.

"Well, why are you here?" Alex asked after a small staring context with Emiya.

"I was wondering what my master is doing." He replied.

"Oh. I'm fine." Alex said as he gestured at Artoria. "We were just eating."

"Yep. You two were 'eating' alright." Emiya said sarcastically.

"Uhh..." Alex couldn't reply to him, so he asked another question.

"Do you want a powerup?" He asked.

"By that, you mean?"

"I have a lot of weapons I never use. If you want, you can take a look at them." Alex said. Emiya's strength was his strength, after all.

"That would be great." Emiya accepted it. Why shouldn't he?

"Come on then. Goodbye, everyone!" Alex waved towards the people in the room before he, Artoria, and Emiya disappeared

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*FLASH*

Alex, Emiya, and Artoria appeared in front of a vault.

"Wait a moment," Alex said as he ran up and touched the vault. Sending some blue energy to it, the vault automatically opened itself.

*FLASH*

Their eyes were assaulted by light. Opening them after a few seconds, they saw a junkyard of artifacts.

Emiya's Unlimited Blade Works automatically registered most of them.

"So~ How is it?" Alex said after a few seconds. truth be told, it was his first time visiting here in months.

"Beautiful," Artoria said while looking at a pile of golden swords. "Are those copies of Excalibur?" She asked.

"Yep," Alex confirmed with a nod. He then turned to look at Emiya and saw him closely inspecting a sword already.

"Emiya." His voice didn't reach him however because Emiya was busy inspecting a copy of Dainsleif. The one that had become too heavy for his liking.

"This place is Heaven," Emiya muttered as he went on to another pile of swords. This one was a pile of Yamato's.

"Emiya, please stop assaulting swords," Alex said with a sigh.

Only 3 more months remained before they announced themselves to the world.

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I'm going to do a few slice-of-life chapters before they announce themselves to the world.

Fate/Grand Order - Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia is a good anime. The Noble Phantasms are amazing.

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My body is made out of borgars.

My blood is of cola and my heart of nuggies.

I have overcome countless bad food.

Not even once throwing up,

Not even once being satisfied.

The customer is alone again, eating happy meals at Mcdonald's.

But this appetite is not yet satisfied.

This false body was still made out of borgars.

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Good Night!