[Chapter 30] gun, gun, gun, and did I mention gun?

Exams fucking my life harder than an ugly bastard fucking the wife of an innocent guy.

Umu.

Nevertheless, sorry for not posting a chapter for a while; I might not post much this week.

We are also at chapter 30. Thanks for reading, I guess. This chap will be mostly filler because I'm tired.

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"So bored~," Alex grumbled as he checked his phone. He had made a few social media accounts to keep in touch with people.

{dangernoodle002, 492 Million Followers.}

He was practically in every news channel out there, too. A lot of people were dreading him, while some didn't believe he existed.

He clicked on the post he had made and looked through the comments.

{Are you real?} A comment said just under his only post. It had a few thousand likes.

{Yeah.} Alex replied with a video of him creating a sword. He then closed his phone and summoned the twin foxes from his soul.

"Wuu?" Lux tilted her head before jumping on his chest.

"..." Letos jumped right next to his sibling, cuddling with Alex.

Alex played with the twins for a while before getting up from his bed, causing the foxes to jump on his shoulders.

"Wuu!" Letos warned him to not do that again before closing his eyes.

"Haha, got it," Alex replied to the tiny animal before walking out of his room.

Going through the hallways, he stumbled at Eresh training with her new weapon.

She made it multiply before making it shoot out silent beams of black energy.

Woosh!

The beams of energy caused multiple holes to appear on the chest of Eresh's opponent, which was a giant lion.

Another lion dashed towards her from behind, causing her to turn back before impaling the beast with Gae Bolg.

The red weapon crackled with red lightning before shooting out a red beam of light.

While all of this was happening, Alex was leaning on a wall and watching Eresh.

"Huff, huff." Eresh took deep breaths before finally noticing Alex.

"When did you come here?" She asked.

"Just now," Alex replied before walking towards her. "Wanna spar?" He asked.

"What will you use?" She asked back.

"Only guns." He answered before summoning a fully loaded M16.

"You are fighting legendary spears with guns?"

"Yeah." He said before inserting magical energy inside the rifle, causing it to shine with a silver luster.

[BGM: Rules of Nature (Platinum Mix)]

"Okay... Let's go!" Eresh said excitedly before dashing towards him.

BANG!

The rifle shot a burst of bullets that distorted the space around them.

Clang!

Eresh easily parried them with Gae Bolg, pushing magical energy inside the spear in the process.

Woosh!

The wind picked up around her before red gas rose from her spear.

Alex aimed his rifle before shooting another burst of bullets.

Pew, pew, pew!

After distracting Eresh with weak attacks, he threw the weapon aside before spawning another one.

It was an M1 Garand, looking strangely ordinary. However, as he inserted magical power inside it, the rifle began emitting immense heat.

He put his finger on the trigger before-

BANG!

With a loud noise and a bright light, a bullet left the rifle.

"Zawal!" Eresh chanted before the black spears around her shot the incoming bullet with black energy.

BANG!

The M1 Garand shot another bullet, yet it got parried again.

"Gae-" Eresh finally arrived in front of him and-

"Bolg!" -Used her spear's ability.

The M1 Garand shapeshifted into the form of a pump-action shotgun before blasting the incoming spear with pellets.

BOOM!

An explosion of red and yellow took place before Alex and Eresh leaped back from the destroyed area.

However, he quickly dashed towards Eresh with his shotgun once again, not desiring to give her a break.

He pumped the shotgun before shooting it.

Bang!

After seeing the pellets get parried again, he got frustrated and spawned more shotguns.

Twenty-seven of them, to be precise.

"This is getting ridiculous," Eresh murmured before dashing towards him, the black spears shapeshifting into a sword with a long reach.

Now, with a black sword in her left hand and a red spear in her right, the blonde attacked Alex.

Whoosh!

Her spear, charged with magical power, tore through the air, piercing through the rifle in Alex's hand.

Boom!

Three shotguns on her right and three on her left fired at once, causing her to deflect them with her sword.

"So, did you name it?" Alex asked as a shotgun moved into his hands.

"Yeah. Its name is Tridryl." Eresh answered before

"That sounds like a drug," Alex murmured silently before shooting all of the shotguns towards her at once.

BOOM!

The ground beneath him shook as Eresh created a barrier to defend herself from the rain of pellets.

It should be noted that those were not ordinary pellets. Just one of them was charged with enough mana to create over a hundred human beings.

Of course, Eresh blocked them comfortably, speeding towards him afterward.

Whoosh!

The black blade multiplied into twenty-nine more swords as they rushed with her, floating just above her left arm.

One second.

"Haaa!" She cried out before the swords changed into twisted arrows and moved along with her left arm that was holding Gae Bolg.

Two seconds.

With a loud noise, the spear went straight through Alex's stomach while the twisted arrows shot towards the guns floating in the air.

"Gae–"

Two and a half seconds.

"–Bolg!"

The red spear crackled with lightning before shooting a red beam that literally froze the mana around them.

Three seconds.

After three seconds, Eresh had won.

Alex casually looked at the red spear that pierced him before taking it out with telekinesis and healing his wounds.

"That was fun." He said with a smile.

"Yeah," Eresh said after looking at Gae Bolg for a while. She might have forgotten that this was supposed to be a friendly spar.

"Come on, don't make that face. I can just create new flesh, you know?" Alex said to the blonde after noticing her expression.

"Well, it's not that fun stabbing your beloved." She answered before dismissing her weapons and battle attire, changing into more comfortable clothes instead.

"Oh." He nodded before he heard the rumble of her stomach.

"U-Uhm..." Her face reddened as she looked away.

"All that moving must have taken a lot of energy. Come, let's eat." He chuckled before leading her to the kitchen, not noticing a certain emperor watching him from afar.

He was deemed to be the chef for a very hungry stomach today.

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I am the sole cook for Artoria.

Steak is my body and oil is my blood.

I have cooked over a thousand meals.

Unaware of an end,

Nor aware of a beginning.

Withstood the pain to cook many meals, waiting for her to finish eating.

I have no regrets; this is the only path towards Baeber's heart.

My whole life was Unlimited Cook Works!

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Good night/day!