[Chapter 38] cute cute cute

Umu guide:

"Umu." Nod.

"Umu?" Questioning or asking for confirmation.

"Umu!" Happy.

"Umu..." Sad.

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~Two Days Later~

"Come on. I promise it'll be fun." A narcissistic emperor spoke while pulling our protagonist.

"I don't have a choice, do I?" Alex said.

"You don't want to spend time with this great emperor?" She said with a look that said: 'Impossible.'

"Nevermind my question." Seeing her face, the white-haired boy quickly went back on his words. "What are we going to do, anyway?"

"Group photo!" Nero answered enthusiastically. "You lacked a profile photo, right? I decided a group photo would be the best."

"Huh. Thank you, Nero." Alex smiled before patting her head. "You are the best emperor."

"Umu." The blonde emperor nodded.

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"You know I can just teleport, right?" Alex asked the blonde woman.

"It feels nice walking like this. Moreover, I get to annoy that damned succubus." Nero said with a smile, letting him know that Nero's relationship wasn't the best with Myrddin.

The white-haired woman's relationship wasn't great with most of the females in their group. Eresh disliked her because of him, Artoria just disliked Merlin overall, and Jeanne thought she would steal her place as their Master's big sister.

Still, Alex liked the succubus. As a friend, of course.

He and the Merlins pranked quite some people yesterday, letting people know that Vieluth wasn't a stable person.

Why would he enjoy giving people dicks otherwise? A legend had formed yesterday that spoke of the sadistic white-haired trinity that would genderbend everyone they saw.

It was exaggerated but mostly true. It was exaggerated but mostly true. Alex had even accidentally gender-bent someone who wanted to be gender-bent.

And they called him a bad guy.

...

"We're here!" Nero said before barging inside a room.

Poor door. It didn't deserve this.

"Do I have to teach you modern manners again, Nero?" The guy behind her said as he entered the room.

Inspecting it, he noticed everyone gathered together along with several cameramen.

'I didn't expect everyone to be here.' The white-haired boy thought before speaking up. "Hey." He greeted them before walking next to a particular blonde goddess.

Right as he was about to speak to her, Nero spoke up from behind him.

"You guys better do your job properly, or this emperor will show you her power, umu?"

"Understood!" The cameramen nodded before forming a circle and speaking within themselves.

Nero probably paid them a lot of money.

...

A few minutes passed in the blink of an eye, Multiple exciting things happening within the timeframe.

Myrddin and Jeanne had gotten into an argument about the elder sister's position.

Merlin had continuously teased Artoria, eventually causing the girl to punch him straight in the face.

"Goddamned Dick Wizard!" She had said, gathering quite the attention to herself.

Alex and EMIYA talked about blades, eventually getting into a heated argument about their favorite weapons.

As it is still ongoing, let's focus on that.

"Spears and bows are clearly superior," Alex said while summoning Gae Bolg and Gae Dearg.

"Swords are unquestionably better. Just look at Artoria's sword." EMIYA said and dragged the blonde king by her shoulders. Nowadays, she had Excalibur tied to her waist as she didn't need to hide her identity.

"It is perfection itself." The white-haired man said as he pointed towards Excalibur sheathed in Avalon.

"Okay, I can't argue with that," Alex said with resignment. "However, Arti's sword is a Divine Construct forged by the planet. Most of the other swords are no way near it in power."

After saying that, Alex suddenly changed his opinions. "Okay, maybe spears aren't the greatest." He enjoyed EMIYA's victorious face before speaking again. "Guns and bombs are superior to both."

Afterward, he summoned Infinity in the form of a Glock. "This baby can destroy a planet." He said with a grin.

However, he lost his smirk when Nero casually took Infinity from his hand. "This looks cool! Can you make me one?" She asked while looking at him with puppy eyes.

"Sure." Alex agreed before creating two futuristic pistols for her. They had a rather long magazine, a red dot sight, and a suppressor. Under its barrel was something similar to a flashlight.

The suppressor was a ventilator, and the thing that looked like a flashlight was an energy absorber.

Sci-fi weapons!

The blonde emperor spun them a bit before smiling childishly. "Thank you!"

New toys were always welcome for Nero. Especially such cool-looking ones.

...

"Okay, please get to your positions." The leading woman with long black hair said after her team set the cameras up.

Hearing the woman's words, everyone stopped what they were doing and went back to their original positions.

In the middle was Alex, who had Nero and Eresh on his sides. On his shoulders was Jack, who was looking at the camera with a childish smile.

Behind them were Merlin and his female counterpart, who had Jeanne next to her.

They looked at each other with a smile, the tension between them thick enough to get cut with a knife.

Next to Nero was Artoria, who had her hands on Excalibur stabbed on the ground in front of her.

Behind the blonde king were EMIYA and Cu Chulainn, who were talking about their useless Master.

Finally, next to Merlin was Scathach, who was muttering something about 'training.'

"Is everyone ready?" The woman asked, getting a nod from Alex in the middle.

She examined the group, noticing that a lot of them had white hair.

EMIYA, Alex, Jack, Merlin, Myrddin... The black-haired woman wondered if they were related.

Well, it wasn't her business, so she turned back to her team members.

"Three, two..." She looked back towards them before speaking her final word. "One!" She shouted before every single camera clicked at once.

...

A few hours after they shot the photo, Alex could be seen checking his social media while Eresh sat on his lap.

He had his chin on her head, one of his hands hugging her waist.

"That looks good on you." The white-haired boy praised.

"Thanks."

"*Sigh* I can't tease you as easily now (︶︹︺)." Seeing his attempt not working, Alex sighed.

"Hehe." The blonde woman giggled before turning to him. "Do you think these tricks will work on me after all these months?" Her hands instinctively wrapped around his neck.

"Well, if that doesn't work..." Alex, in one smooth motion, pinned the goddess beneath him. "...Than this should, no?" He smirked.

He enjoyed her stuttering and madly blushing face. He had discovered Eresh's two 'sides' a month ago.

One side of her was the yandere, and the other side was the deredere.

Both sides would often battle, causing her to blush madly.

He loved abusing this side of her.

"Come on, didn't you tell me that you wouldn't fall for my tricks anymore?" He leaned and whispered to her ear.

"S-S-Shut up..." She looked to her side, not being able to make eye contact.

However, the blonde looked in his direction confusingly when she heard laughter.

"Hahaha!" The boy above her laughed, collapsing next to her while doing so. "You are so cute!" Before she could get herself together, Eresh lost her sight.

She tried to protest yet couldn't.

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She's the harmless type of yandere btw. Not a fan of double suicide.