[Chapter 42] Umu! *crucifies a few gods*

The white creature's golden core glowed with brilliant light, causing the golden circle behind him to spin faster than it already did.

"What was that oversized snake thinking creating you?!" The GM cried out, its form dashing towards Alex.

However, the white beast casts a gaze at the mist, appearing behind it before holding it in place.

"Take your hands off me!" GM screamed. "If I can't kill you, then I will kill your friends!"

Those words seemed to get a reaction from Alex, the white beast throwing the mist somewhere far away from his Servants.

Then, a bright flash of light happened on his hands.

Excalibur and Longinus.

Next, a bright flash of light enveloped his whole being, weapons appearing in his tentacles.

Gram, Caliburn, Balmung, and more weapons appeared in his tentacles, the throwables levitating in front of the golden circle behind him.

The white beast cranked his head slightly towards the left.

WHOOSH!

"ARGH!" With a scream, the green mist transforms into a form similar to Alex's. "Die!"

With unknown force, the white being slashed his clone made out of the green mist, Excalibur leaving a trail of gold behind it.

WHOOSH!

BANG!

"Argh!" The GM screams in pain as Alex's sword somehow pierces it. Then, the red spear that was Longinus pierces The Mist's head with another miniature reality in between its two blades.

This time, however, it wasn't replicas.

WHOOSH!

The wind picks up around GM before a sword comes out of it. Then another, and another.

Not long after, hundreds of weapons start to come out of the GM per second, leaving the Outer God with nothing but agony.

"$#£$#£." The white beast said, the shield behind him flying towards the GM and–

BANG!

–Bonking it.

BANG!

And again.

BANG!

And again.

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Minutes passed as Alex destroyed the GM, the thing being nothing but overkill.

Finally, after a full five minutes of bonking, Alex's body finally produced a reaction.

His wings opened up, the white creature flying back for a while before the golden circle behind him glowed intensely.

"$#G$O#£." And with that, all the weapons behind him shot towards the green mist, exploding when they came in contact.

Afterward, the white creature approached the now small sea of green mist.

"S..t..o..p..." Yet, Alex didn't understand what the thing was saying, as he currently didn't possess intelligence.

He only had one goal, which was to protect the people behind him.

"Ugh!" The GM cried out as his body slowly was absorbed by the white beast, any resistance meeting a wave of tentacles with weapons in hand.

...

[Later]

The group looked at the enormous monster in front of them. (A/N: I wrote that Emiya and Cu died in the last chapter. I meant to type that they 'almost' died.)

A particular goddess felt a healing sensation come forth from within her, healing all of her wounds instantly.

The others' wounds were also healed, albeit not as fast as Eresh. It seemed that the thing in front of them was a direct opposite of the Outer God. While the Outer God caused extreme damage against gods, this thing did the exact opposite.

A particular saint looked at Alex's form, getting confused by the weird feeling within her. Why did Alex feel so similar to when her Lord would talk to her?

The reason for this was because Alex absorbed the Biblical God's Divinity, and even though the God in DxD and the God in Jeanne's universe were different, they could be counted as the same person.

Alex, by absorbing The Big G's Divinity, had essentially become one of them, yet also hadn't.

BG's Divinity had absorbed his human half, itself getting absorbed by his serpent half later.

Confusing? I agree. The author is a dumbass for writing all this racial stuff.

So, cutting all the technical stuff away, Alex had now become a Serpent and nothing else.

Our protagonist now isn't a half-blood, woohoo!

Getting back to the group, a particular emperor and a particular king were carrying a white-haired teen. He was Alex, yet something was different.

Now, with his body finally cleansed of all the 'impurities,' our MC was able to access his true heritage, letting him commit to his duty.

The Sword of God.

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~Within Alex's Dreams~

"Welcome," Jormun said to the boy in front of him. "Please sit."

They were in an average office room, Jormun sitting on a chair behind a desk that had a computer on it. In front of the desk, there were two chairs.

"My head hurts..." Alex murmured as he massaged his temples. "Can we have this conversation later?"

"Come on; it's just a headache." Jormun teleported the boy to a chair. "It'll go away eventually."

"Fine," Alex grumbled out before looking at the white-haired man that strangely resembled him. "Now that I think about it, I feel weird."

He then noticed his command spells. They looked the same, except that the serpents had tentacles bursting out from them. (A/N: Think of it as Kaneki's kagune from Tokyo Ghoul)

"This looks weird." Alex voiced out his thoughts. "Very weird."

"You'll get used to it." The serpent in human form spoke. "Now, why don't we talk about what happened?"

"Well, big green thing attacked us, weird illusions, and then I kicked its ass," Alex explained. "Simple, isn't it?"

"You mutated," Jormun spoke. "The blood of the Creation Gods within you merged with my own, giving birth to this." He showed what he had transformed to.

"The blood of what now?"

"Biblical God's Divinity." Hearing his answer, Alex facepalmed.

"Right." He nodded. "So, what am I now?"

"Even though the process took some time..." Jormun looked at the hologram of Vieluth (A/N: I'll call it that). "...You're now what you were supposed to be."

"Great," Alex responded. "Do I have some sort of big mission now?"

"No." Jormun shook his head. "Just cause as much chaos as you can."

"You made the omniverse yet want me to destroy it?"

"Not destroy." Jormun shook his head again. "I want you to cause chaos to the timelines."

"For example." He raised a hand. "Instead of letting Captain America be used as a war tool, recruit him and talk some sense into his stupid head."

"Sounds good to me." Alex nodded. "I can steal those stones along the way."

"Ah... That brings back some memories." Jormun smiled with nostalgia. "Nemesis was a good woman to hang out with before she killed herself."

'I'll ignore that.' Thinking that Nemesis might be a close person to Jormun, Alex chose to ignore his words. "Can I go now? I'm sure everybody is worried sick about me."

"Sure." Jormun waved at him, causing his consciousness to wander. "I hope we meet again!"

"I hope we d..o..n..t..." And just like that, Alex was sent out of his dreams and found himself in reality once again.

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I love putting my writing skills to good use.

Who else is gonna write all that Yaoi Outer God P*rn? Someone has to do it.

Good night.