Chapter four : Crazy

You're probably thinking that I'm trying to be a real life Harley Quinn but I'm not 'cause me and her are totally different and I'm not talking about how I'm Asian and she is American. Well I was born in America and my parents are Asian so I'm Asian-American or something like that. Back to the point.

Me and her are way different 'cause I'm a meta she's not, she fell in some toxic goo (didn't she think for a second that she could have died) and I did not, she had a joker and I (fortunately) don't have one. I am more crazier (when I'm Twisted Bliss) than Harley Quinn

When they make a movie about me I want someone cool and dope like Awkwafina to play me ,the desirable ,beautiful ,cunning and crazy Twisted Bliss. I wanna be known as a criminal who could not be caught or identified. Man trying to be the greatest of all time sure is hard work.

Just as I am thinking about how great I am here comes the mafia to ruin it all. God why can't this people leave me alone.

''Hey stop'' one of the dumbasses said. That was a big mistake. When you are chasing someone you probably shouldn't call out to them. This is what we call a crime of stupidity.

I start running as fast as I can and I don't stop until I knock over a can of paint. As I am about to start running I see a battery, some water and another can of paint and I instantly remember Macgyver using these things to create a fog which the killer uses to escape on an episode of Macgyver. If this doesn't work Hollywood is gonna receive a very disturbing letter. The fog starts to appear and I jump up and down. ''Watching TV does pay off in your face mom (may she rest in peace)'' I shouted and everybody looked at me ''Mind your own business can't a woman shout without being judged.?'' I ask and they begin to look away.

The fog starts to grow and I see the mafia guys running towards me and I start running. The fog makes the guys cough and they can't see me so stop and start looking at my handy work. I am brilliant 'cause I also know that the fog won't last long.

One of the guys run towards me and I punch him in the nose. ''Ow'' the guard says and I instantly remember the voice. ''Kai'' I say looking shocked. Thought he died in a car accident. Long story short if you wanna know he worked for me as my assistant in the lab but he betrayed me.

''Yeah it's me and damn you can give a punch. I thought scientists were supposed to be skinny and weak'' he said while trying to stop the nose bleed. ''Though you were dead'' I said with no emotion. I was angry at him but I didn't show it because I knew he was smart and he would give me the I was not in a right state of mind crap.

''Listen I'm working for some very important people and they want you build something that could change the world'' he said studying me very carefully to see if I had a weapon.

''What kind of people?'' I asked pretending that I didn't know. ''You will know soon enough if you come with me'' he said while extending his filthy hand.

''Well you can tell those people that I said no'' was all that was said before he tried to take me forcefully and I took a 10 year old's bat and whacked Kai with it and he fell unconscious .

''You deserve it'' I said and I hid in an alley until I was sure that they were all gone.

This was a crazy day. I'm gonna go home make some popcorn and binge watch Dr Death and maybe watch crazy rich Asians again.