Explosive Latte

[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" 
"You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment..." "Ding Dong!"
"The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue..." "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating,  you will lose lose control of the body..." 
After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day...  "Ding Dong!"
"You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you..."   So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room...

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Smart Cultivation System: I Just Want To Keep Low-profile

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    Immediately after, under the system's control, PEI Ling was about to escape from the blood palanquin and receive the evil spirit that was gifted to him.


  But at this moment, the silk ribbon of the Daoist robe stretched out and strangled PEI Ling's neck again.


  "Ding dong! [ an external attack has been detected. This cultivation session ends here. ] Thank you, host, for using the intelligent cultivation system. With one click of the button, you can ascend without worry! Please give me a five-star rating if you are satisfied ..."


  Following the system's offline notification, PEI Ling regained control of his body.


  He nodded slightly. This was the first time the [ prolonged grievance curse ] had been seized. In order to prevent the system from giving it away for free, he had set a very short interruption time so that he could make preparations in advance.


Daroze.