Explosive Latte

[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" 
"You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment..." "Ding Dong!"
"The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue..." "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating,  you will lose lose control of the body..." 
After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day...  "Ding Dong!"
"You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you..."   So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room...

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Smart Cultivation System: I Just Want To Keep Low-profile

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    The jailer pushed and shoved Ji Changfu to untie his hand-held equipment and teapot handle, saying roughly, " "Eat, after this meal, we brothers will serve you on your way!"


  Ji Changfu moved his limbs and bent over to open one of the food boxes. He saw that the wine and dishes were already prepared. The food was steaming hot, and there were a few white steamed buns with a little red on them.


  He slowly picked up the food container and suddenly threw it at one of the jailers. At the same time, he ran straight to the fan Ji Pork Shop that he had just passed by!


  The jailers were shocked and shouted,"Catch him!"


  "A prisoner escaping from prison ... Don't let him escape!"


  Ji Changfu saw the jailers swarming forward in hot pursuit. Some of them could even reach out to grab the corner of their clothes. Ji Changfu grabbed a pig slaughtering knife from the pork stall and slashed at the other party!


Beheading Caishikou!