Explosive Latte

[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" 
"You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment..." "Ding Dong!"
"The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue..." "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating,  you will lose lose control of the body..." 
After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day...  "Ding Dong!"
"You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you..."   So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room...

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Smart Cultivation System: I Just Want To Keep Low-profile

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    PEI Ling was very cautious at this moment. He only had one chance to try and make a mistake. To be on the safe side, he had to use the system to operate the [ mahākā Yapa scroll ], [ chaotic God parasitism curse ], and [ heart demon great development curse ]!


  Although the system was very retarded in most cases, it was indeed perfect in terms of cultivation effects ...


  "Ding dong! The intelligent cultivation system is at your service! With one click of the key, it upgraded its intelligence! [ seizing cultivation begins now. A thoughtful reminder: ] During the cultivation period, the host will lose control of his body. Please do not panic ..."


  "Ding dong! Detected that the [ Maha scroll ] requires a furnace, detected that the host already has a furnace ..."


  "Ding dong! Detected that the host's furnace is not in service. The system will give you a new furnace for free ..."


  "Ding dong! A new furnace has been detected, the system is giving it to you for free ..."


The sound of knocking on the coffin