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[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" 
"You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment..." "Ding Dong!"
"The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue..." "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating,  you will lose lose control of the body..." 
After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day...  "Ding Dong!"
"You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you..."   So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room...

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Smart Cultivation System: I Just Want To Keep Low-profile

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    PEI Ling immediately felt the three nomological laws in his body move together. In an instant, the spiritual fire was refined ...


  "Ding dong! [ this cultivation session has been completed. Thank you for using the intelligent cultivation system. With one click of the button, you can ascend without worry! ] Please give me a five-star rating if you are satisfied ..."


  "Ding dong! The system has detected that the host's cultivation has reached the Dao integration stage. The system will gift you a Dao companion for free ..."


  "Ding dong! I've already given away two Dao companions last time. This time, I'll give away six times the amount ..."


  "Ding dong! Four Dao companions that meet the requirements have been detected ..."


  "Ding dong! Detected insufficient number of Dao companions, the system will use a furnace as a replacement ..."


  "Ding dong! Two qualified cultivation vessels have been detected. The system will give you ..."


Congratulations! my disciple.