Fire Dragon, Monkey, and Bull

Previously, on Fairy Tail!...

"Huh?! You're looking for a dragon?!" Lucy exclaimed.

"I feel queasy," Natsu groaned.

"Ahh! I've been tricked!" Lucy fumed.

"I won't let anyone tarnish Fairy Tail's name!" Natsu said angrily.

"That's going overboard!" Lucy yelled in disbelief, staring at the scene before her.

"Come to our guild!" Natsu said, smiling back at Lucy... while dragging her.

"Okay!" Lucy exclaims back in reply and starts running with us.

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Now in Magnolia in front of the guildhall...

"Welcome to Fairy Tail!" Happy said looking at the two of us.

"Wow!" Lucy exclaims.

I look at the building up and down. It doesn't look any different from when we first built it. My head pounded, making me double over in pain.

"Are you okay?" Happy said, landing on my shoulder.

I close my eyes and empty all my thoughts, shoving my pain into a box. I straighten up and smile at the blue cat.

"I'm fine, Happy. Thank you, though," I said gently.

Natsu takes a deep breath before swinging his foot forward. Lucy looks at him and her jaw drops at his action.

"We're back!" Natsu and Happy exclaim at the same time from the top of their lungs.

"Welcome back!"

"Heya."

I looked into the guildhall. Mirajane was at the counter serving drinks, Wakabe was still smoking, Cana was still drinking. Just like how it went in the anime.

"You really went all out this time! I heard Hargeon was--" a random guildmember teased Natsu.

"You little!" Natsu shouted, kicking him in the face.

Lucy shrieked. "Why...?!"

"You lied to me about the Salamander!" Natsu yelled angrily.

You could see the smoke coming off of his head. I giggled before taking a seat next to Cana.

"Hi!" I said, holding a hand out to Mirajane, who was wiping the table there at the moment.

"Um, hello," she responded, smiling at me.

"I'm Yume. You're the famous Mirajane Strauss, right?" I said, smiling at her.

"W-why, yes. I'm honored that you know me."

We talked a little more as Natsu proceeded to beat up the guy who gave him "fake" information. Mirajane and I got a little closer and she gave me some drinks.

"Do you want a drink?" she said, grabbing an empty cup.

"A mango smoothie, please," I said politely.

"Of course."

As she turned around to make my smoothie, things got messy. Fast.

What led to this mess?! I was talking to Mirajane and the next thing I know, there's flowers, ice, and fire flying EVERYWHERE!

"Okay, Natsu. I think that's enough-" Happy said, waving his paw.

I blink and Happy's on the other side of the room. What the heck is this madness?! It didn't seem as bad when I was watching the anime! And Lu-chan... is standing in the middle of the room, smiling. I facepalmed. Are my friends really that dense?

A certain Ice Mage turned around and faced us.

"Oh? Natsu's back?!" he said.

Lucy ran over to me with her luggage for protection.

"Who's that?" she asked me. Then she facepalmed. "Never mind. You probably wouldn't know. You haven't been to Fairy Tail before."

Ouch. That hurt like when you get a shot. It's painful. Way to rub it into my ego.

"That's Gray Fullbuster. He's an Ice Mage. He... has a serious habit of taking off his clothes," I said, proudly.

Lucy looked at me in disbelief. "Did you read my magazine when I didn't look?"

I sighed. Oh god. Ruby, help me.

"Gray. Your clothes," a voice beside me said.

I whirled around to see Cana, swirling a cup of wine around.

He froze, looked down, and jumped in shock.

"Whoops!"

Cana sighed.

"This is why I can't stand the men here. They have no class at all," she said, taking a "sip" from her glass- barrel.

"Cana Alberona. Pleased to meet you," I said, holding my hand out to her.

She looked at my hand and handed me a glass of wine. I blinked. What the heck?!

"It's only noon and you're already whining and crying? You aren't kids, you know?" a male voice said left Lucy.

She turned around to face a VERY tall man.

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Elfman, a wizard to solves everything with his fists.

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Natsu and Gray both take a fist and punch him in the face.

"Butt out!" they shouted.

I took a sip from the wine glass before putting it down. Cana looked at me in surprise.

"What? Don't like it?" she asked.

I shook my head.

"It's not that. I just don't like the flavor. I've had better ones," I said, sighing.

"Sh-Shouldn't we stop them?" Lucy asked Mirajane.

"They're always like this. We should just let them be."

"Here's your mango smoothie!" Mirajane said cheerfully, placing the glass in front of me.

The next thing you know, Lucy's hit Gray, Loke saved her, Loke got hit by Elfman, who then got K.O.ed by Natsu again.

Then everyone, including Cana starts getting serious. They all charge up for their most powerful attack. All hell is gonna be loose. But...

I smiled. Fairy Tail, what a hazard. I reached forward to grab my glass when a chair hit the glass, shattering it and spilling my smoothie.

My smoothie.

MY MANGO SMOOTHIE.

THE MANGO SMOOTHIE THAT MIRAJANE PUT TIME INTO MAKING FOR ME.

I stood up.

"Stop it," I muttered, shaking with rage.

Everyone didn't hear me and continued yelling at each other.

"Stop it," I repeated louder.

I need revenge for my smoothie. MY POOR MANGO SMOOTHIE.

"EVERYONE, STOP!" I screamed.

All the chatter died down in an instant and everyone turned towards me. Natsu looked at me, smiling the way he always does before he ran and hid behind Gray.

"Hit him and not me!" Natsu said, smiling sheepishly.

I ignored his comment and looked at everyone around me.

"Who spilled my mango smoothie?" I said.

"All this for a smoothie? This is ridiculous-" Gray said before he went flying into the wall.

Natsu had stepped out of the way before that so he wasn't harmed. Yet.

"I will not repeat myself. Who spilled my smoothie?" I said, filled with rage.

"C-calm down, Yume. I'm sure we can work something out," Lucy said, slowly approaching me like how people approach a wild lion.

"Y-yeah. We'll make another smoothie for you. I promise this one won't be spilled," Natsu said, holding out his pinky.

I started to calm down.

"Really?" I said.

My eyes were lighting up now at the thought of another smoothie.

"Fine, but I want two," I said, crossing my arms.

"What?! But-" Natsu protested.

"Roar of the Music-" I started to say casually.

"Stop! You can have two!" Natsu, Lucy, and Happy all exclaimed at me.

"Yay!" I cheered before going back to my seat.

"THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU FOOLS!" a giant person boomed.

"Huge!" Lucy exclaimed, her eyes wide.

"Oh, you're still here, Master?" Mirajane asked the giant person.

"Yeah," it responded.

"Master?!" Lucy said, turning around in surprise.

Natsu started laughing.

"What a bunch of wimps! Looks like I win this--"

That's all he got out before he was hit by Gramps's foot.

He looked up when he heard Lucy squeal in surprise.

"You new here?" he asked her.

I walked up to Lucy and put my arm around her.

"Yup. The both of us," I answered casually.

The master shrunk down to his regular size before he said, "Nice to meetcha!"

"Tiny! Wait, he's your master--?!" Lucy said, bending down slightly to look at him better.

"Yep! This is Mr. Makarov, Fairy Tail's master!" Mirajane said, still with that smile on her face.

Gramps jumped up backward to get on the railing but kinda missed and hit his back.

"You guys have gone and done it again! Just look at how much paperwork the Council sent me this time! And it's all complaints!" Gramps said, holding out the pile of paper.

"All you guys ever do is get the Council mad at me!" Gramps shouted, shaking and trembling.

All the guild members looked down at the floor, feeling guilty.

"However..." he said, the paperwork going up into flames. "To hell with the Council!"

He threw the flaming papers aside, where Natsu caught and ate them. Mirajane had made me another two smoothies to prevent me from going on a rampage again. I grabbed and took a sip of my mango smoothie. I sighed in bliss. I haven't had this in forever!

"Listen up! Power that surpasses reason is still born from reason. Magic is not a miraculous power. It is only realized when the flow of energy inside us and the flow of energy in the natural work come into perfect sync!" Gramps said, with an absolutely serious face.

I smiled and drank the rest of my first smoothie before moving to my second. This... I was about to hear the famous Fairy Tail speech from Episode 2.

"Magic comes from mental strength and focus-- nay, it comes from your entire soul! Worry about the eyes watching from high above and you will make no progress in the ways of magic! Don't let the fools in the council scare you! Follow the path you believe in! That's what Fairy Tail wizards do!" he exclaimed.

Lucy was shocked by his amazing speech that a few tears came out of her eyes, but she wiped them away before anyone could notice. I chugged down the rest of my smoothie and-- brain freeze!!!

Wait, no. I know this pain. The whole guildhall was quiet, taking in the meaning from his speech.

"Sorry to interrupt," I said, heads turning towards me again. "But, is anyone here good at catch?"

"Yeah," Gray and Natsu both said at the exact same time.

"Good. Then catch me."

And with that, I fainted again. Two days in a row. This is not going to look good on my medical records.