I LOVE YOU (again song name)

(A/N I like how none of you commented on the Anos Voldigoad powers, I do have a list of powers I can give him, its not entirely crap im pulling out of the void, but eh, its all super OP powers that im diluting down to not well have the MC be able to snap his fingers and the entire Ordverse thanos snaps to dust)

In response to james question daphne gives the most courteous answer possible

Daphne"What in the bloody hell happened, one moment I was writing in a strange diary and now here I am in a pool of blood feeling like someone stone cold stunnered me"

"I won't even ask how you would know to compare the feeling to that, but you were almost killed by Voldemort"

Daphne"VOLDEMORT!? Why did you say it so non-chalantly?!"

"I figured that would be better than saying it like it was a big deal, I took care of him so he won't be back in the future, ever"

Daphne"You took care of voldemort? Are you alright? Are you hurt anywhere?"

"Daphne, calm down, I'm perfectly fine. A little tired sure but no physical harm"

Daphne"Are you sure? You wouldn't lie to me right?"

"Of course I wouldn't lie to you, how could I lie to those beautiful eyes of yours?"

(A/N I physically cringed writing that sentence, You need to call an ambulance, and unlike how others would say not for me, I indeed need it for me as I am currently dying of repulsion that those words were typed in that order by my own fingers. Actually don't call an ambulance, american health care and all, unless yall wanna pay for my 20,000 USD medical bills from it)

Daphne"Such a charmer as always, even in situations where it doesn't make sense"

"Isn't that something you like though"

Daphne"Of Course"

(A/N Im for sure keeping daphne, as for the other girls, they may stay in harry potter while daphne either goes to the MCs future personal world or will visit other worlds with the MC, whatever yall want really, ALSO screw your opinions Im opening a discord, youtube.com.markiplier, though it will only be for polls since im too lazy to keep count on here, I also usually end polls once I upload a new chapter so eh)

"So, would you like to explore Salazar Slytherins secret chamber with me?"

Daphne"Sure, I don't see a reason not to after all"

As daphne gets up James decides to do her a favor

"Candidus"

Which results in a quick glow before daphne is cleaner than she has ever been before

'That will be useful'

Daphne"Quite the gentleman, thank you honey"

"It was of no consequence, dear."

As james and Daphne explore the chamber finding nothing James goes to Salazars head and says

"Nif"

(A/N sorry for all the authors notes, anyways, I can't find a parseltongue translator so im just using the dragon tongue one I found since its reliable, also dragon tongue credited to https://draconic.twilightrealm.com/)

The powerful dragon tongue results in the head to open and the basilisk to come out even though it wasnt called

"Daphne! Hurry close your eyes!"

Daphne"What the hell is that!"

She says but still closes her eyes

"Its a basilisk, keep your eyes closed"

'System, scan"

*Scanned

Name:Unknown

Age:1010

Race:Basilisk Overlord

-

'Hmm'

"ava'yorn basilisk" (hello basilisk)

(A/N for it to be easier, the conversation is just going to be in english, but for daphne its in parseltongue/dragontongue)

Basilisk"Hello speaker"

"What would it take for you to leave here?"

Basilisk"I would like for you to end me if you may ssspeaker"

"Why?"

Basilisk"I have been trapped here for so long, and my master has most likely died, I would like to have a peaceful end"

'System, would absorbing the basilisk be peaceful for it?'

*Answer. Yes Host, the end would be immediate and painless as the absorb function runs of Ultimate Skill Beelzebul Prince of Gluttony and empowered by the seat of Omniruler

'System, what do you mean Beelzebul isn't it Beelzebub?

(this is from what I remember, and light browsing of wikipedia about ars goetia, its also my fanfic so history is at my whims)

*Answer. The name depends on what religion you are looking at, Beelzebul also known as Beelzebub and other names depending on what texts to look at has the title Lord of the Flies and is the demonic prince of Gluttony and Envy, via the authors whims Beelzebub has been combined with mammon the prince of greed, gaining the title The Devourer. To get his ultimate lords favor, he offered Bob his powers to be gifted to you, and as such have been diluted and given to the system and when you gain enough power will inherit the skill from the system, once the host collects the obedience of all the demonic kings/princes the host shall gain the title [Emperor of hell] and dominion over all the infinite hells, this can also be gained via the admin console or via the Omniruler seat of power

'Too much information, but good, only Lucifer would probably be the issue, pride is indeed something not to be taken lightly'

"Very well, I will give you a painless end if that is truly what you want"

Basilisk"It is, thank you"

'System Absorb'

In a bright flash of light the basilisk turns into small particles of light before submerging into James skin

*Notice. New Skills gained

'I will open them later'

(A/N back to english)

"Daphne you can open your eyes, me and the basilisk came to an understanding"

Daphne"I dont even want to know"

As james and Daphne disturbingly climb into Salazars mouth they find nothing but a heated piece of stone where the basilisk presumably layed, finding nothing else james takes daphne out of the chamber and brings her to the slytherin common room

"This is where we will part for now, goodnight daphne"

Daphne"Goodnight james"

Daphne in return quickly runs up to james and goes to kiss him on the cheek but James the lucky bastard he is turns his head at the wrong or I guess right time, perfectly causing them to kiss eachother on the lips, which leads to daphne due a good impression the road runner from bugs bunny leaving a stunned james

'Holy shite'

(Oh btw, once I reach 69,420 word count im ending the fanfic, and starting VOLUME 2 420,690, or ya know, whenever I decide to drop it since im out of ideas or no longer know how to write the fanfic, though I do promise if I ever decide to drop it, I wont drop it in the middle of something, il finish it then timeskip to like 1,000 years later to try and give a satisfying end, anyways, Thank you all for reading and wasting your time on my fanfic)