Roombot Goes BRRRR!

It was raiding time!!! 

Jack dragged Lilly along in plenty of shops. He first needed new clothes so he'd stop embarrassing her— even if she didn't mind. 

Anyway, it was time to spend! 

He swaggered in many clothing stores, but every time the clerks would discreetly (or not) laugh upon seeing him. 

Heck, they were either attentive to all clients but him or watched him closely to prevent him from stealing. Where was the basic trust between humans?! 

He could have easily done the "Screw you I'm a big shot routine" and slapped them into submission with his bank card. But wouldn't that give them a commission?! Fuck that! It was better for him just to leave! 

That's why they kept going from shop to shop akin to explorers looking for a lost treasure; one called basic human decency! It seemed pretty impossible to find.