Host Is Poisonous!!

Blood, bones, teeth, urine, and a body?! Jack instantly recognized the pointy ears, with the golden hair a dead giveaway. 

The Ex-Elf Princess?! 

Crystal Leaf, right? What the heck was she doing here?! 

Her state would have made a hobo appear like Prince Charming in comparison. She looked more like a corpse than a living being, unconscious near a grave. 

A tomb? Here?!

"Careful, it could be an evil deity's dwelling and—"

Jack tried warning, but Moon Moon had already jumped to her, reacting on instinct. But it suddenly froze as it saw the tombstone, shocked. 

"Woo?!" (W-what's this doing here?!) 

For it, the golden-engraved plaque was highly distressing, not because of its aura, a curse, a ghost, or anything like that. It was the inscription. 

~ Here Lies Jack! ~ 

There was even a portrait of his face!