Oopsie Daisy

~3rd person pov~

Mammon was originally thinking of knocking the door of the humans' room, but he was greeted with the moaning sounds coming from the inside. His face became really red and his intentions are halted as he contemplate wether he should knock or just barge in at this point. He put his ear closer to the door to hear the voices coherently.

' Don't tense up, you idiot! I can't do it properly!'

' J-just finish it already- Ah! You weren't here- Ugh! For a few months! Aah~! Of course my body would go tense!'

That was the last straw since Mammon can't handle it anymore. How can they do it when they're siblings?! They think this is 'Sweet Home Alabama' or something?! He swung the door open wide to catch them in the act, maybe to put an end to it if he can. But what he saw confuses him...

' What the- Don't you know the word knocking, dumbass?!' MC scolded him when M/n stopped pressing her spine to crack them back to place.

' Hey, Mammon. Need a massage session too?' M/n asked cheerily, not aware of what demon had thought of before he got in.

Mammon's face went full blast red from the embarrassment he felt, but he still sat on M/n's bed. M/n continued to finish massaging her sister as Mammon watches them on the sidelines. The sound of bones cracking and MC grunts in pleasure pierce the silence in the room. Then, M/n hit lightly on his sister's shoulder.

' You're done. Good night.'

Mammon tilt his head in confusion.

' Why do you say good night to MC? It's not even that late yet.' he inquired, looking at M/n for answers.

' She gets sleepy after a massage session. She'd take a nap Everytime I'm done.' he replied, shifting his position so he can be comfortable on his bed. ' Go on, lay on your stomach like MC did. I suggest you open your jacket first though.'

Mammon did as instructed since he's curious at this massage thingy. He's heard of it but never really experienced it.

' Relax and don't hold your breath. I don't want to snap somebody's spine today.'

Hearing that, Mammon can't help but tensed up a bit. M/n rub the shoulder blade area to soothe the nerves there and helped him relaxed bit by bit. When he's relaxed enough, M/n started to press on the spine, earning a really loud crack. It's either the centuries old body or because it's Mammon that causes it to have such loud sounds. Mammon are always yapping around after all.

' D'AAAAH!!!' Mammon yelp in pain before a surge of relief wash over his body. No wonder Asmo seemed to like going to the spa, Mammon finally understand how pleasurable a massage is. As Mammon yelp everytime M/n exerts pressure on his back, M/n grunted as the energy he had to use just for press on Mammon required a lot of force. Just how is he able to go through daily activities with a body like that. When the massage session came to an end, Mammon felt tired and relaxed. He was in a daze when M/n said good night to him and the next thing he knew, he was in the Dreamland...

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Feeling bored in the room since they both are asleep, he decided to go out  M/n is strolling down the halls, wandering aimlessly as he look around when his D.D.D notified him of a new message. He opens it to see a message from Levi.

Levi: Hey, are you free right now?

M/n: Yeah.

Levi: Go to my room quickly. I have something to show you. Make sure nobody sees you.

M/n: Noted. See you later.

He puts it back in his pocket and head towards his destination. When he got near the area, he discreetly make his way to the door and knock on it. The door swung open swiftly before he felt that he was pulled inside before his vision registered Levi closing the door almost instantly.

' Nobody saw you, right?'

' Yup. So, what's the big deal?'

' TSL just released a new merch and they only give it to people who can surpass their challenge. The problem is, it's a duo team challenge. Since you're a TSL otaku like me, I could only think of you to be my teammate. Are up to it?'

' Are you kidding me? A new merch can be earned only through that way?! Of course I'm in! Sign me up!' M/n exclaimed, grinning at his partner.

' Thought you'd say so. Now fill this form with me and we could get started.' Levi instructed, handing a form to the gleeful human in front of him.

' Oh, we're soooo gonna crush them!'

' Lmao, for real!'

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The form-filling session helped M/n passes time, hence dinnertime arrived when they're done. They decided that it'd be better to end it there for now and continue to plan their practice the next day. M/n went back to the room to wake up the sleepyheads.

' Wake up, shitheads!!! It's dinner!!!' he shouted as he swung the door open with full power. He began to shake their bodies to avoid them from falling back into the world of slumber.

' M/n... Carry me there...' MC whined as she sat up on the bed, rubbing her eyelids. Well, M/n have a soft spot for his little sister and he would do anything she wants as long as it's not against any rules. So, he pick her up on his back so she can rest her head on his shoulder.

M/n goes back to Mammon, shaking him awake until he finally sits up. He got up, grumbling as he rubs his eye. He seems to sway and stumble occasionally despite only taking a few steps inside the room. Seeing the severe movements of the demon, M/n decided to hold his hand to avoid him crashing everywhere.

It's quite challenging to keep Mammon from colliding everywhere since his vision is the slowest to recover when he woke up. Even after reaching the dining room, he's in a daze from just waking up from a nap. Everyone stared as they all got in. M/n guided Mammon to his seat first before putting down MC near her chair. When they all seated, everyone are still fixated to the male human.

' Sorry we're late. They were having a nap earlier.' M/n spoke on behalf of the three of them. Mammon yawned while MC is bobbing her head due to the drowsiness.

' Wow~ Even the energetic idiot like Mammon can be sleepy like that. I wonder what you guys were doing earlier, hmm~?❤️' Asmo prodded. Since Mammon doesn't really control his voice, more like he can't, the mansion is filled with his loud screams and grunts. And Asmo, being the Avatar of Lust himself, is quite jealous at their little activities earlier.

' Oh, that? I gave them some massage since they had to do some strenuous movements before that.' M/n replied. ' Feel free to stop by if you'd like a massage yourself. No charges applied.'

' Ooh~! I wonder what kind of massage I'll get~!' Asmo said tantalizingly.

' You sure pack a few muscles in you even though you don't look like it. Are you secretly working out or something like in those cliche anime tropes?' Levi commented on how he can carry MC without breaking any sweat.

' Well, I used to. I haven't been doing my routine for quite some time now.' the mentioned male responded, scooping in some food to his mouth.

' What *munch* is your *munch* usual *munch* workout *munch* routines?' Beel chimed in, curious since he have his own workout scheme too.

' Saitama's regiment. It's easy to remember but still challenges your body to push through the limit.' M/n glanced at the other otaku in the room. Levi's eyes lit up in excitement as he heard that.

' No way! You did the legendary workout routine? No wonder you seemed fine carrying her!' the blue haired exclaimed as he shot up from excitement.

Beel seems lost at topic M/n and Levi is getting at. Then, an idea pop right into his brain.

' Hey, Beel. Since you exercise too, why don't we try to compete who can do more? It'll be fun!' M/n suggested.

' That is certainly exciting~! I'm gonna enjoy the scenery of your sweats trickling down your body~ Oh, how erotic~❤️' Asmo join in. You know how he is.

' That is something that I want to see. Let's see if a human can beat a demon in physical aspect.' Satan agreeing with his own reason. Though it's quite almost what everyone had in mind.

' Bet! Let's do it this weekend!' M/n decided, feeling spirited as he look forward for that event.

' D'aaah! Beel! Don't take my food!!!' Mammon shouted, interrupting the talk about the small competition that will be held.

' Well, good morning there, Mammon. Did M/n gave you a good massage this evening~? You had been quite noisy~' Asmo asked teasingly, causing Mammon to blush profusely.

' D-Don't make it weird, Asmo! It was a normal massage!' Mammon refuted.

' Mammon is really a masochist, huh? The pain he felt must have turned him on.' Satan join in with Asmo, ganging up on the dumb demon.

' I can't disagree to that.'

' What the- Hey, Lucifer! You should have defend me there!!! What kind of a big brother are you?!'

' You're just too much of an idiot that I feel ashamed to defend you for even a second.'

' You guys are the worst!!! And, Beel, stop taking my dinner!!!'

The evening ended with jokes and laughters. Even the cold-hearted Lucifer chuckled from time to time. Guess having a family time every once in a while is fun too...

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~ÜñkNøwÑ Pôv~

' The new human?'

' I want you to beat him and bring him to me.'

' How much are you willing to pay?'

' How much do you want?'

The other guy snickered, thinking that the one requesting is just playing some kind of jokes.

' 50 000 Grimms. Either that or no deal.'

' That can be arranged.'

' Huh, so you do have that kind of money. I'm impressed.'

' Don't underestimate me. Now, do your part of the deal and you'll get your money.'

' Then, it's a deal.'

They shook hands...

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~M/n's pov~

' My lungs hurt...'

When I came to, I was already running from the same pack of wolves like the other night. I'm sprinting through the field, trying to somehow outrun the predators of the night. Not long after, I stumbled down again. All hope long gone, I was ready to surrender to my fate.

' Brother, you must go on!'

MC. . . I need to at least survive for her. . . At least so she would not be left alone. . .

I scouted around the area and found a stick I can use as a weapon. I grabbed it aimed at the wolves in front of me, ready to take them down. One of them pounce on me but I was faster to stab it with the stick. I was trapped beneath the wolf however. I tried to get them off of me but it was no use. The other wolves had come for my flesh, ripping them apart as I watch myself becoming food again. The pain is more excruciating than before, making me pass out earlier than the first dream...