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"o - oh alright then, but can you tell me how big is the celestials room?"

I thought I wouldn't get a reply but Jay, who was always unpredictable answered

"I would say, they house 517 quadrillion maior regni's."

Yes- but the fact that maior regni's size is infinite..... IS BULLSHIT!

"I made a total of 30, but they were too many so I destroyed most of them, so I guess there are now 5 left."

So just beyond laziness... He is fucking omnipotent, so he can control the soul or someone's will but he just destroys the things instead of making them his maids? Stoooopid

"Yes I can control people's soul, but I wouldn't do it because I want to give people free will, plus I can just create avatars that have a thousandth" 'heehee' "of my power, but meh, I just refused too"

..... I always thought I was lazy bu t-t-this is just beyond that! I have a motivation to be lazy, and that is simply to stop wasting energy and braincells but- he has none

He is far too lazy to have motivation to be lazy

"anyways are you ready for a schooltrip!"

He said with his usual smile- seriously this is just creepy, couldn't he just stop faking it?

"Yes, yes I am ready, but where would we go?"

" didnt I told you already? We are going to what I call a corrupted alter. "

I told Jay again that I am ready but Jay told me that he would show me a tip of his power there and told me there are some gods expecting us there.

I thought that I would need to take out his hand so I reached my hand towards him and he said "there's no needing that, I only did that for style"

Seriously what's wrong with this guy, we then instantly teleported.

But as he told me, there were a lot of gods who were waiting there, but for some reason I only see black energies and red eyes. I asked Jay why I am seeing it that and he told me that I can only see black lines like energy moving because they are 5-20 dimensional gods.

"If you want to see them, alright then, I will let you see them."

When I can see the gods, there were a lot, I asked Jay how many there were and how can I see him unlike the others before, and he said.

Jay then looked at me and said

" there are currently 375 decillion gods that wants to kill us, and how you can see me? I was always on my 3d form."

I see, so that is why I feel like my head is breaking apart

"don't worry, your mind won't blow up... Literally... I won't allow it"

"anyways, t - three hundred seventy five decillion??? How is that possible?"

I panicked

Jay then calmy answered "well you could say in my 2nd youthful day and what I meant 2nd is that I experienced youth two times. Well during that time I discarded what I call garbage magic items"

"and how powerful are those "garbages" "

I asked

"well an armour that reduces 99.999999 percent damage, a throne that increases your magic capacity and quality, that are garbages, tho how they did that? Well they found a magic item that can alternates, and they then duped the magic item using timelines, alternate universes, and themselves"

"T - THEN HOW ARE YOU SO CALM!!??"

I complained to him, tho I felt sorry for screaming at him, I-I just can't since I am so worried

Nah im not worried just kidding, a good poker face keeps the nuisance away. Im not even worried about dying, I don't know whats wrong with the

I don't even feel anything about killing other people, I already did by accident, but quite shocked that nobody ever caught me

The only thing that I worry is seeing people die that I see myself directly. But I don't even feel anything about learning a thousand or a hundred people die in the news

Its just... Meh for me

If I am in a room infront of a mass murderer tied to a chair with bombs strapped on his body, and infront of me is a television that currently is recording hundreds of innocent students insids a room full of bombs.

If someone asks me to press the button to kill who I pressed and save the one who i didn't press, I would kill the serial killer with my own hands and save the hundred students

But if I can't kill him, then I would blow up the students and kill the serial killer

I just can't let anyone I see directly die unless I did it myself, I don't even know why, but all I know is that if I ever see someone directly die then I would go into a depressed state with suicidal tenancies

I don't even feel any satisfaction in saving people, I only do it in order to not kill even tho i won't feel anything

"didn't I told you? I will show you a tip of my power."

"Also they cant here us talking and I made it so they can't read your mind."

I calmed down a bit and told Jay.

" I - I trust you then."

Jay then spoke a really fast speech to me but it was really clear

"even if you die, I can just revive you"

Then I confused suspicious to why the gods are like waiting and not doing anything, ngl this reminds me of a cartoon I watched called power r*ngers because opponents always wait, I asked Jay what is happening and Jay said.

"I slowed down time except for us, now then lets begin, anything else you want to share?"

He asked

I noticed my clock and how it is moving in a regular speed and asked why is that and Jay asnwered.

I made like a time box to make everything inside it move slow like extremely fast, in the outside world we are moving a quintillion times.

Jay, then began cracking his fists like literally, his bones are breaking and blood is oozing out..... I think there is something wrong with this guy

Plus we are in a vacuum, but the blood just oozed out like it was normal on earth

"alright then, let time move in the regular way"

And in an instant, the gods moved. And a god said.

"Jay, this is where you will have your death"

"we will give you a painful one"

"we will destroy you."

The gods shouted and it seems they were really determined.... But the way they said it- too uncreative. I thought gods would spend more time on their speeches

And jay with a cocky tone said

"gods, why would you want to meet doom this fast? If you have a change of heart, just say it, dont be shy."

Jay with a smirk, then laughs and says

"just kidding you will die here. YOU ALL WILL DIE HERE."

"no Jay, only you will die here."

A god answered

"I guess I will strike first."

Jay then whispered but I can still hear it

Jay places his hand upwards, and a black orb with black electricity like effect appeared in his hand, its size is roughly 15 centimeters.

" I - I cant move WHAT THE? What have you done?"

"I only stopped your movements of course"

Jay answered

Jay then began to laugh like a maniac for 5 seconds,and he stops for a second only to turn into an evil laugh for 3 seconds he then began taunting the gods again by throwing the orb 1 meter high and catched it again.

Wait a minute we are in a void devoid of planets so there can't be gravity, well there is gravity since there is mass due to the gods but, it wouldn't fall to his hands like he is on Earth!

He catched the orb 5 times and said

"alright, any last words?"

He said closing his eyes with his smile getting bigger. The gods panicked and even some begged for mercy.

Jay laughs like a maniac again while the orb becomes 3 times larger and it suddenly disappeared and the gods around us disappeared aswell

'instant? was it too fast that light couldn't even react to it?

" I remade the afterlife for those who died while not getting their soul destroyed. Well there is already an afterlife, but I just made it bigger, well they can stay here while they wait for their reincarnation."

I asked Jay that cant he just use on of the celestials room, Jay paused for 5 seconds and he answered.

"hmm, good question, why didnt I, well whatever what is done is done. I don't want to rewind time."

"ok? Now what?"

" why can't I see anyone?"

" they are already here. Oh right, you can't see them, but also they can't see us, tho I can see them "

Jay answered

" ok then, can I go home? I want to go home"

Jay smiled and said

"no, not yet, well after you tell me the ratings for this afterlife. Also this is divided into two. It is divided by how good and bad are people."

"Oh alright."