'I am socially awkward to women' is that what you are saying?

I am now sleeping and laying on my bed comfortably but for some reason my right cheek feels slimy and sticky... Meh whatever I'll ignore it

Ok I can't ignore it, it feels so annoying.

I opened my eyes and saw someone mounting me, it is wearing a women's clothes and blonde hair.... Wait

Mom?

I pushed her with all my strength which caused her to be thrown into the wall

"ow, ow"

She said while rubbing her head

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

"sheesh, you scream like a girl"

She said while twisting her finger unto her eardrum repeatedly

"anyways, Jay you have some explaining to do"

She said while putting a hand on her chin

Suddenly Jay showed himself while rubbing his chin with his left hand

"hmmmm, I wonder how that didn't work"

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!"

"shush your mouth. Fedra was right, you scream like a girl"

Suddenly Jay's head was split from his body, fell and rolled to the floor

But his entire body was still standing tho

Fedra grabbed his head by his hair and forced him to look at her straight into her eyes

I wonder what it feels like that? Maybe it feels like you are facing chaos and death itself

"so, why did you say that I would need to lick him?"

"wait, what are you saying?"

I aaked in a now calmed voice

She turned her body towards me, dropped the still alive head on the floor with a bubble surrounding it

"and I quote-" she then started shaking her body " "listen to me Fedra, you licking him is crucial of most of oxo not being controlled by a single guy" " she stopped shaking her body

"w-what?"

"plus, I looked into the future and I only saw a full dictatorship... Which is a meh for me... So Jay" she grabbed the bubble again "why did you do that?"

"well I diagnosed Jared to be socially awkward towards women, and I have a cure for that... And that is to lick him for exactly 2 hours. Well that was how celestials cure them"

"disgusting"

Both of us said in unison

"and can't you just cure my 'social awkwardness' with magic?"

"no"

Both of them said in unison

"you must overcome this by your own and without the use of magic, cell manipulation, and law manipulation"

Jay said while his decapitated body crossing his arms

"oh that reminds me-" Fedra then threw the bubble towards the window

Jay's decapitated body attempted to catch it but to no avail... Why didn't he used magic?

And suddenly a head appeared on his once decapitated body... And in his hands is the bubble with the still alive decapitated head

Purple flames then burst from his hands thus destroying the bubble with the head

"hmmm, how didn't that work? Was that late by a millisecond? Or should I turn myself into girl and do it myself"

"NO YUCK EW!"

I screamed

"shut up woman"

Im not a woman tho..