Favours

"Put a single atom of hormonium in the location 5.04°S, 121.8°E at planet "Branium" located at universe obd9xn2id0n2npnx02nd9xjbw9sb39fbd9cbd. Using magic, find a single atom called "Hyponium", it has 1 neutron in the center, 500 electron and protons, and a shell of neutron covering all of it. Once you find it, compress both atoms and that would make a nuclear fusion.

If you failed to do the task, kindly revert the universe's time"

I said while reading the list out loud. What kind of request is this? Once I do this request, will this universe go to a puberty?

"anyways Yang, you might want to get out of this planet, something wierd might happen"

He however was still sitting on a rock texting the girl he met yesterday.... Wait how does that even work? Since I'm sure we are universe's apart

"if you are wondering how this phone works, it still works like a radio, but a lot of energy from this phone's battery is transformed to temporal energy to warp space and time and transporting the radio waves to either another universe, galaxy or planet-"

He said in a monotone voice. Wait did he just read my-

" no I didn't read your mind, it was just based on an assumption"

"anyways, you might want to get off this planet-"

"I DON'T WANNA!" he screamed and began crying like a kid "I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY GET LOST! OR GET KIDNAPPED!"

Ok he is a bit cute, but how the hell did Yin and Yang get those acting skills?

"said by a kid who ran off the hotel to meet with a random girl"

He suddenly stopped crying and began whistling

"whatever-" I made a hormonium atom and began to find the Hyponium. I found it after a couple microseconds and began compressing both of the atoms

However I made a 'mistake', I accidentally moved hormonium atom to the left even just a tiny distance making something unexpected happen

The planet exploded....

"to think that would happen-, I mean I always expected you to fail by choice, but I never thought the planet would explode"

I just slowly nodded at what he said, I mean I was a bit curious to what would happen but-

Yeah, I should lessen my curiosity

I used a low tier time manipulation spell and reverted the universe's time by a year

"you know, you should stop being that curious"

"I know I know"

I compressed both atoms again and something unexpected happened, the planet's gravity became extremely strong that it became a black hole

To combat this, I made both our speed faster depending on the time dilation and now our atoms are being removed from each other and became a single spaghetti

I regenerated my body while activating my celestial eyes and holy- black holes are really beautiful, and thats just me observing in the event horizon

Tho I kinda want to go to the singularity, I kinda don't want to also considering I will just go to another universe and would be a hassle

"stop being curious"

His voice said even tho we are moving faster than light

I used magic to allow me to speak in a vacuum "yeah, I know, its just that I was raised to be a human, so I am naturally curious"

"fair"

Yang's soul then appeared beside me... Wait a minute, now that I saw a soul personally close, I know that he is hundred percent celestial, and a hundred percent human. But the soul I saw was merely a celestial's

A human body then began to appear in front of me

I reverted time again before I collapsed the planet, used another time manipulation spell to cancel anything that happened and fast forward time again towards the time where I should compressed the atoms

I compressed the atoms in the correct way this time, and there was an earthquake

I let out a sigh "what? I certainly did it right this time"

Suddenly the earthquake stopped

"did you even check this universe's law?"

"what law? I never checked"

Yeah my mistake, I never checked this universe's law

"the law if this universe is "every galaxy must have 15 planets exactly, if one planet gets destroyed then the galaxy will be obliterate" all planets act like the human body, 2 planets for the eyes, lungs, kidneys, and intestine, and one for the brain, heart, private parts, skin, liver, pancreas, and stomach"

"so.... The planet we are in is the brain of the solar system?"

He slowly nodded

2 purple eyes appeared on his eyes for an instant and dissappear

"the planet that represents the skin is full of hills, and the planet which represents the private parts is filled with trees-"

"ok stop, its a bit disgusting, now-" I took the list and began reading it "hmmmm- meet with Fedra Everos who is currently torturing rebels for fun, help her by executing rebels"

"wait- she is not on earth?"

I whispered to myself accidentally

"well duh, she isn't dad so it's not surprising that she is being a good ruler"

But it seemed he heard it and... He does have a point, I mean she randomly goes to somewhere so that probably is it

"fair enough"