The moment I was fertilized in my mothers womb, I was already conscious and I was filled with information. Both useless, and truth. That much information would've killed a person instanly, and even render their existence as null just because their minds can not comprehend it.
But I, even with all of that knowledge want to seek more. And lastly, this feeling- this feeling of omniscience is giving me knowledge on the sufferings of all beings. This makes me happy.
And when I was born, it was as if the world was trying to kill me. But I survived thanks to my aura alone. But my aura, or rather my astral body did something unthinkable. It made me go beyond the world. I am no longer a part of the world. I can ignore it.
But that would be too boring.
"Jay can we do this later? I have something to do"
My mother pleaded with my dad who has been embracing her and sniffing her head for 30 minutes, even I would be tired of that, but looking at it is just humorous.
Finally my dad let go. My dad may not express that much emotions, in fact I never saw him change his face using my eyes. Well except from information my omniscience gave me. Mom went to me and began to feed me with a spoon, tho I may not need sustenance, I still admire it.
"You do know he does not need to eat right?"
"Yeah, yeah. I just want him to taste the food I cook"
And because she knew I was immortal, she made a meal not meant for a 6 month old infant like me.
"So is it delicious?"
I nodded my head. It definetly was. Tho perhaps I am biased because the meal she cooked had a lot of potatoes, and I love potatoes.
"May I have some Fedra?"
"Sure"
She gave Jay my dad a bowl of it with a bright smile on her face. A smile that can shine a depressed man's day.
He put a spoon of it on his mouth and began eating. He began nodding, so that means he must've liked it.
I am now 8 months old, and I now have an existential crisis. No no, a different kind. I may know there is a higher being than us, signs of it being given by my father like "readers" or "author" like we are in some kind of book. We might be, who knows, but I couldn't care less about that. Even if I am fictional and they are "real", what's to say they themselves are fictional? And even if they are not totally fictional, they are still worms for me.
But what I care the most about is why I am here. I already know that an alternate version of me did something stupid. But that is no longer me, I am a new existence. Even if the embodiment of evil get's extracted from me, I doubt I will revert back to my original personality.
No no, scratch that, I already know why I am here. It is because of the love of my parents, I am the result of that… Well the same as my future siblings. But my question really is, "what should I do to this world?", "what do I want?", "how should I make my life of eternity fun?".
Even I want to experience love. While I may be the embodiment of evil, that does not mean I can not love… Well except my alternate self, but again that is no longer me. I am actually already starting to feel love, the evidence for that is the love for my parents. But what I really want is romantic love.
And lastly, I want this life of mine to be filled with problems. Problems I may encounter, or make. After all, a little conflict would not hurt. Even with my parents. Tho I would never make them hate me or themselves because why should I? I love them. But still, want to fight them, make them use their heads a bit.
I am now a years and a half years old and we are at the Arthur private garden number 3.
"3, 2 , 1"
I expected to be thrown to the air by my mom, but it suprised me. She didn't. Then she threw me to the air 3 seconds later. I like not being able to know things. I fell down to the eart, and she catched me in her hands. Even I cannot control my laughter.
"Now you try!"
Oh crap
"Huh? Are you sure?"
"Yeah yeah! Now come!"
My dad stood up from his seat while walking lazily towards us. My mom then gave me to him. Jay grabbed me with both of his hands on my armpits. And he just stared at me with his eyes.
Yeah my eyes are prettier than him. SUCK ON THAT!
He then threw me to the air like what my mom wanted him to do, but this time I was not laughing. He clearly intentionally didn't catch me thus making me plummet to the ground. He clearly intended to do it due to how my head hit the ground first.
I felt a crack on my skull, some injuries on my spine, and a broken neck. Regardless of that, I easily healed.
"Oh dear!"
My mom immediately ran up to me, carried me away from the ground and began patting the back of my hear while whispering "its going to be alright" multiple times.
"Why did you not catch him?"
She screamed at him, and it was at a rare moment I saw his face change… to fear. My mother married a manchild, I can say that with confidence. But still, this is amusing.
"Well I decided to not use any of my powers, but then the speed of the wind suddenly changed. This allowed my calculations to be broken and it is the reason why he fell. Blame the wind, not me!" He raised both of his hands in the air after the last sentence
My mom just stared at him, I mean who wouldn't with that "explanation". Even a grade 3 student can make better lies.
"I dont believe it"
Jay let out a sigh of defeat. I widened my already big smile at him even more to make fun of him.
But still, I want to do more.
"Krieeyieeee"
My mom just screamed because my dad threw her a live sea snake he found on the ground. We are currently in a private beach in scotlands. I am now 8 years old and I wished we went swimming on the coast of London so I can show my middle finger to the shore of Gaul.
But I guess it's fine for me not to do anything since the man who held Rome and the land of eternal chaos, that is germania is now dead. And that means the romans and germs are once again at war with each other. It would be really funny if the sassanids just attacked them.
After making a really good sandcastle.
(It was not)
I stood up, and went to where my parents are. But then my foot got filled with sand so I went to the sea again to wash my foot, and then I went to them. Then my foot got filled with sand and rocks again so I washed my feet again. And this time, I protected my feet against the sand.
I walked towards them and asked
"[{~¦may I go back?¦~}]"
They finally got my attention, and as the position they are in right now, it is pretty wierd. My dad is on top of my mom, and her bikini bra is almost untied. And there is this "worm" my dad is holding in his hands that was the cause of all this. He was trying to put it on top of her head.
My mom finally got the opening, she grabbed the snake away from his hands the moment I "distracted" him and threw it back to the sea with great force. The sea snake died.
"Awwwww"
My dad complained that the snake was gone.
"[{can I go back? I am getting bored. I promise to be a good boy I promise!}]"
I said with a smile on them to bless their days so I can hopefully return to my experiments.
"Sure I guess, just don't torture them so much that they will still scream in the middle of the night"
I silently nodded and was about to teleport until I realised something
"[{~¦also mom, your bra is almost untied.¦~}]"
I then teleported away to the dungeons just besides our home. Well it was originally a dungeon, but I made it a laboratory.
I took a bell and rang it
"[{~¦good day innit folks? Time for some experiments!¦~}]"
The beings trapped inside began to shake and hide in fear.
"[{~¦don't worry folks, I am not here for you¦~}]"
I walked towards the cell that housed a certain god that just attacked me a few weeks ago.
"[{~¦greetings madame, care you a cup of tea?¦~}]"
I said with a latin accent, I then bowed down to the woman infront of me being chained all around her body. As an icing on a cake, I widened my smile even more.
"You brat!"
I finally stared at her eyes and widened my smile even more.
"You are only saying that because you are his son! A son that he should never have! He should never have an offspring! He brought another calamity unto the world, first it was only him, and now there is another?! You are only powerful because you are his son!"
She screamed with great malice on her voice.
"[{weaklings and the unlucky always say that. Destiny, deemed you a lesser. You just were too wesk to deny destiny, so that makes it your fault. While destiny made you a weakling, destiny gave me my birthright that is power itself. I can't and won't deny my powers being due to him, but it sucks to suck huh? }]"
"Why are you even here?"
"[{~¦for experiments duh¦~}]"
I rolled my eyes. Wasn't it obvious? I would not go here for no reason.
The room immediately began shaking. She must've found out by now, that I need something from her. I began clapping to further motivate her. Just experimenting on her is boring, there should also be a warm up.
"[{come on you can do it! I made these chains weaker than normal. It should be a pieace of cake for you take break them out with just physical force.}]"
This comment made her angrier even more. To protect my laboratory and this world, I set up a barrier around us.
"Do you think I will go down without a fight you brat?!"
She screamed, then she broke free. Tho she didn't break the chains, she broke her limbs. But she was still free nonetheless, this made her powers go back. Her dimensions was unfolded. 15 dimensions were brought in the 3 dimensional plane.
Her human like appearance changed into something inhumane. Everywhere on her body was full of eyes, mouthes, limbs, and hair. But I did not change my appearance, I just remained in the 3rd dimension because it was useless.
She teleported on my right side, and to play with her, I punched my right side. I felt my back being stabbed. I indeed punched her, but she was also behind me.
She was both behind me and at my right side, but I did no damage on her even tho I punched her right side. To further explain why, everywhere inside the barrier I set up is 3 dimensional, but since she is 15 dimensions she is more larger here, this the entire place is "her". This place is under her control. Simple geometry.
I just laughed as I felt blood come out from my mouth. She pulled the greatsword away from my back and decapitated me. I felt the killing spell try to kill me and my soul, but only that. It was far too weak to do anything. She let out her hand towards me and blasted me with a spell powerful enough to rival the force of an end of a multiverse. But did she really expect me to be taken out from that?
I instantly regenerated the moment my atoms were disintegrated from the blast. I just folded her dimensions back to the 3rd dimensions, I did not need to have her killed yet. She screamed in pain as she felt her body being folded infinitely against her will. I as a joke, then had her 3rd dimension kneeling on the ground. And as a gift, I shot a gamma ray onto her head with some particles of mana to weaken her regeneration and to make it extremely painful. She was knocked away towards the barrier and fell unconscious. After she was knocked unconscious, I rebuilt her cell with magic and placed her back in. And I waited until she regained her consciousness. As she regained her consciousness, I deactivated the barrier.
She began to grit her teeth and attempted to break the chains or atleast break her limbs to escape, but I prevented all of that.
"You- you brat!"
"[{~¦now now, back to why I am here, I need you to be a host for my child.¦~}]"
I smiled showing her my teeth. She was stunned and confused to what I just said. But sadly for her, I did not and never will love her, she simply was not worthy. I am just using her to host my child that I can devour.
Ashura held out his right hand near his chest, and a mass of cells appeared on his hand. It was an embryo he made with his genes. He walked nearer to the poor goddess who was frantically trying to escape knowing there is only pain and death. He was not trying to make her his bride, he was only trying to use her body as a host.
He located where her womb was and punched right through it with the hand where the mass of cells were. The goddess then screamed in pain, not because of the physical pain, but because the embryo was trying to synchronize with her existence. The embryo was an abomination that the world was trying to kill, thus to protect itself, it made itself less as a threat and just a native to the world by making the world think the godess and it was the same.
When they fully synchronized, Ashura with a smile pulled out his hands away from her. He looked at his science project with pride. Her stomach was wide open, and the embryo can be seen. She can't regenerate, the chains won't allow her to. Knowing she can't regenerate, Ashura turned around and began walking away.
"[{~¦see ya in 7 months! Hopefully you won't die before I come back¦~}]"
He happily told her with both of his hands on the back of his head to support it.