I was just sitting on the couch while patting Jay's head which was currently lying on my thighs. I then wondered what had happened to my son, after all, I hadn't seen him for quite a while.
!!!!! That's honestly surprising. I stood up in shock and it made Jay fall to the ground
"Ow, ow, ow"
He rubbed the part of his head that hit the floor.
"Jay, I can't believe it"
"What is it to not believe?"
He slowly got up and sat back on the couch.
"Ashura got married!"
I can't believe this! Who knew there was someone who could make Ashura love her?
"You just learned that just now?"
Huh?
"Huh? What do you mean?"
Huh!? Why wasn't I told?
"He has been married for months now, only an hour for us."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!"
I jumped on him and began biting his face. But just before I could bite him, I was teleported into a laying position, with his thighs as my pillow. He let out a chuckle.
"Why? What's so funny?"
"Don't tell me you forgot" he said while trying not to laugh.
"What do you mean?"
I really am confused, what is he talking about? I tried to sit up, but he prevented me from sitting up using his arms.
"I asked you just an hour ago if you want to come with me to his wedding. Even I was shocked to find him married."
Wait, he was serious about that? I thought he was making a joke! He finally let out his laugh.
"I can't believe you missed out on our son's wedding just because you thought I was joking!"
I rotated my body around and buried my face in his legs. I can't handle this embarrassment! Even tho he is the only person here!
"But if you are planning to go visit him, I suggest going there alone. After all, I already had a one-on-one conversation with them, and it would be unfair for me to be there are ruin the moment."
He then freed me from his arms, I stood up and asked him a question
"Are you sure? I mean it has been months already since Ashura saw you."
He stayed silent with a straight face like I said something wrong.
"You do know he has omnipresence right?"
Oh yeah, I now remember he is the embodiment of evil.
"I see, well goodbye then. I'll be back in…. A few milliseconds."
I teleported to where Ashura is currently living and I was greeted with a bunch of people fixing the damage. I- not wanting to know anything about this world cast an information spell on myself to know the history of this planet.
So these guys are Austronesian people who were captured from the war? And holy shit, he never really changed. He just orchestrated a mass genocide that is still going on today against the Asians.
I decided to delay my visit to him and instead just walk around town.
The city was really good in architectural design. In fact, it was better than my current world. However, that probably is because this world is much more advanced and because Brinatia does not really like architecture that much.
As I was walking around town, I then felt something touch my butt.
'Why does this short girl with small boobs have a good ass?'
I was caught off guard.
I diced him not by a spell but just by my mana. I then captured his soul and put it in a torture chamber outside of logic, and he shall be tortured with [Black Cruciatus] for all time.
Tch, this just ruined my mood. So I decided that everyone in a kilometer radius would die.
After walking for some time and eating some ice cream along the way, I finally decided to visit my dear son. I teleported in front of the door of his mansion to not meet up with the guards.
I knocked on the door and waited….. and waited. I then knocked on the door again but this time much heavier.
"Yes?"
I heard a female speak through the door. The door then opened and I saw a maid looking down at me, but not that she was underestimating me, but because of my height, ARGH! I hate my height!
I then began to read her thoughts and it was all about curiosity due to how my face looks like his too much, and then we have the same eyes... And then we also are pretty short
"Ahem, I would like to speak with a man named Ashura."
The maid then closed the door and I now waited again for a few seconds. The door then opened and there he was opening the door. His face looks glad and happy that he finally met me face to face again.
I, however, felt my face smile. I just had my day ruined because of him, tho they were not entirely his fault, my brain somehow managed to make gymnastics. I punched him in the face will all of my strength and it exploded his skull. I concentrated the energy on his face, and the moment it exploded his face, I made all that energy vanish from existence.
He fell to the ground like an average Joe when getting punched in the face. His regeneration was so fast it regenerated the moment his skull exploded. What an excellent punching bag. Left-right-left-right, I repeatedly punched him while laughing.
"What is going on here? Gyah!?"
His wife freaked out about what I was doing to her husband. She then attacked me with magic, I just let it hit me and I was knocked away. But instead of attacking me again, she just rushed to her husband.
"Are you okay!?"
She helped him sit up.
"Hahahahaha! That felt good"
I shouted it had been a few days since I last saw him. And I was offered a good punching bag when my day was ruined.
"What is it with you!"
She asked me enraged at the deed I did to her husband. I mean it was perfectly fine for her to be enraged at me for just randomly punching her husband.
"[{~¦Is that your wedding gift to me Mom? If so that is pretty mean humf!¦~}]"
He said calmly and with a pout at the end.
"W-wait…. Mom? Y-your his mother!?"
I stood up and messed up my bangs to be in the same hairstyle as his.
"Found the similarities?"
I said with a gentle smile on my face.
"So that is why Ash is short"
I'll let that one slide because she is his wife.
"When I found out you got married, I was- shocked."
"Why?"
His wife asked me
"Even if he allows himself to build personal relationships, it still is incredibly difficult to truly make a relationship with him. But you-"
I immediately covered up my mouth to help prevent myself from laughing.
"[{Pls, stop mom…}]"
"You managed to make him fall first"
I was then unable to contain my laughter and just let it go. I laughed at his embarrassed face. He was so embarrassed that he just buried his face in his arms.
"And to make it even funnier! He also fell harder for you! Fufufufufufufufu"
He finally had it, he stood up and left the room while spitting some intangible words along the way. Once he was out, I surrounded the room we were in with a barrier that prevented anyone even Ash from entering.
"Now that he is away, let us talk privately. So, how does he treat you, and how do you treat him?"
"Well ugh-"
"It's okay, you don't have to be shy. Everything that comes out of this barrier stays private between us. I can even prevent him from knowing."
I said to her while looking at her in the eyes. I can't look at her in the chest! It just makes me jealous due to how huge her assets are compared to mine.
"He treats me nicely, I think it is sweet. And ugh, well I can't really do anything to him since he can do pretty much anything. So…. Yeah…. I think I don't treat him that well.."
...
That is impossible, he would not fall in love with a woman that is weak.
"That is impossible. Even just a little bit, you can tell me"
I already know the answer to that, but I want her to tell it to me. That way, she can be more open.
"I- just pamper him. If he is doing nothing I embrace him. If he embraces me and kisses me, I'll do the same thing to him. And if he asks me anything, I do it"
I unintentionally let out a small smile. This was just like me when I was still not married to Jay. This was like looking into the past where we kept spoiling each other. While today, we still very much love each other. But I miss the level of how much I spoil him with my voice and body.
Now, our relation is pretty chaotic. It is not the chaotic bad like toxic. It is chaotic because we are pretty chaotic. It is fun to be really chaotic with the love of my life where we launch ourselves at the speed of life to each other and when we hit the unsuspecting one, we just hug.
I guess I'll mix up our chaoticness and the really wholesome and sweet romance.
Jay, you are really lucky from now on. When I come back, I will make your heart flutter at the same level I made your heart flutter 13 years ago.
"If he ever hurts you, what will you do?"
"If he ever hurts me- then that is no longer the man I love because I know the man I love will never hurt me. So I will fight him even if it is useless."
This is just like me.
I stood up, deactivated the barrier, and teleported Ash who was eating fries in the other room to the room where we were.
"[{~ What do you want mom?¦~}]"
He said in a displeased voice while pouting. I turned to him and gave him a warning.
"I like her. If you ever hurt her or make her cry, I will make sure you will regret it."
He shrunk back in fear.
"Good!"
I smiled at him while closing my eyes. I then turned to her.
"I expect a grandchild from you two. Bye!"
I then teleported away and into our house on Earth.