a bunch of religous fanatics

I glued myself to the door of the car, and my victim was Leigh who unluckily was between me and the left window.

"[{~¦what a bunch of retards….¦~}]"

I muttered under my breath as I looked at a couple of priests standing in life towards the entrance to the school. This is really insulting to me, they will preach about the one true god "Sol" who isn't even ruling this planet, no no… even the universe! While they just ignore me who is living among them? Hmpf!

"D-do you mind?"

"[{~¦Wait, wait wait pumpkin…. This is getting interesting.¦~}]"

Oh my-

I just saw a priest grope a female student on her way to the campus. Poor her, and what makes it worse is that she only has a scholarship to this school, and so she isn't an aristocrat. What this means is that the priest would be served justice since she has no connections. Poor her…. Just kidding! Haha, looking at her reactions to getting groped was so funny! Hahahaha!

We exited the carriage and were about to enter the school gates, but then an old priest stopped us while closing his eyes and asked us

"May I ask for some money to buy wine for our god Sol?"

He then opened his eyes and revealed quite gentle eyes. But then I saw his eyes widen when he saw mine. He was amazed at my eyes, he was hypnotized at the beauty of my eyes. Oh, if only he looked deeper, there he would find something so hideous that it would destroy his mind. The eye is the window to the soul, and my soul is hideous…. Well not by beauty, but by how "good" of a person my soul is. My eyes are a gunk impersonating as jewels.

He was about to touch my eyes with his wrinkly old hands but I just stepped a few centimeters backwards.

"[{~¦wierdo... let's go, Leigh, we'll be late to school.¦~}]"

I walked to her back, and before she could say anything, I just began to push her.

"Hey! I can walk!"

I can feel, well not feel because I clearly know it! That priest that I just called weird just stared at the back of my head with a disgusting smile. Yuck!

I finally stopped pushing her, and we started to walk normally to the classroom. The teacher that greeted us was the first teacher of the day.

"-orning class, for this day and the next, these kind priests would be the ones to educate you. Pls, welcome them!"

We opened the door and the students immediately stood up and greeted us

"God moh-"

They immediately stopped their greeting when they found out it was only us and not the priests.

"[{~¦ahahahahaha!¦~}]"

I just pointed at my classmates for their mistakes. And what was that greeting? They are like kindergarten students!

They awkwardly sat down at the reveal that it was only us.

A couple of minutes later, a priest showed up in our room

"Excuse us"

The priest said to our professor and he left the room after a quick nod.

After our teacher left the room, the priest now our teacher walked towards the blackboard, grabbed a chalk, and wrote his name in cursive.

"Jean Bafouer de Gramont"

"Greetings students, and children of Sol. My name is Father Jean Bafouer de Gramont, but you may call Father Jean"

He said with a heavy French accent. He then scanned us, one by one, until his eyes met mine. He stopped at mine and he was hypnotized.

This is just annoying….

I hate changing my appearance…. But if this continues, then I would get pretty uncomfortable just seeing old men look at my face with lust.

I edited my genetics and turned my iris into that of my dad's, and the other parts of my eye into that of my mom's.

I love my eyes, they remind me of my parents. The beauty of my eyes comes from my mother, while it is red, it is gentle and beautiful. While the terror in my eyes comes from my father. My pupil and limbal ring come from him.

While my eyes are more terrifying than his, I just do not like how his eyes make you tremble not by fear, but by the authority his gaze has. However, while my father's eyes are terrifying, they are still beautiful, but not as beautiful as my mom's.

He was released from my gaze, and he shook his head and immediately began talking about the god "Sol". I yawned and decided to kill my brain to skip time.

I reconstructed my brain again after the lecture, and so I started talking to Karl.

"[{~ Why does your father, even approve of this? I thought this was a secular nation.¦~}]"

"I don't know, this is supposed to be illegal."

Our next priest opened the door and he showed himself, it was that old man who asked us to donate some money just very recently. I still kept my eyes, however, but I could feel him just staring at my face while doing his introduction.

"This is starting to get weird…."

Karl whispered to me

"[{~¦I know¦~}]"

The professor began his lecture on us, but what supposed to be was a subject about magic theory, was turned into a "history" lesson on how Sol split the light and dark to create day and night. He also taught us about some bogus magic spells on how the church thought Sol split light and dark.

It was utter bullshit. Just analyzing the spell lets me know that while it works on some universes, it doesn't work in this universe.

The moment where the class was near its end, he made us stand and line up so he could kiss our forehead, as he said "to grant us the blessings of Sol". This is really uncomfortable, but so I had to do it.

We got in line, but I could really tell Leigh was uncomfortable, probably because of her past. No, it is because of her past.

"Ahem"

Karl who was behind me cleared his throat, tho he didn't need to let me know because I already knew what he was thinking. I grabbed her hand and left the classroom immediately with her. She didn't even fight back, she just let herself get grabbed by me.

Once we exited the room, she finally made me stop walking by stopping her feet from getting moved by my movement. I also stopped walking.

She looked at my eyes with a small smile

"Thanks"

She said in a low, but thankful voice.

"Wanna go to the cafeteria together?"

"[{~ sure, but let's not start eating, not until Hyena gets molested by a priest¦~}]"

She stepped a single step towards the cafeteria but stopped. She immediately turned around with a curious look. She stepped closer to me and began inspecting my face.

Oh yeah…

The moment she closed her eyes to rub it, I changed it back to my original eyes. When she opened her eyes back, she was again hypnotized. I looked to my right side to avert her eyes

"Uh, huh?"

She shook her head, turned around, and began walking to the cafeteria like it never happened.

"Bye!"

We watched Karl wave his hand near the exit of the gate. We, too waved our hand. He turned around, left the campus, and entered his carriage.

To kill some time before teleporting us home, I said something to her.

"[{~ You are still going to make me fries right? I am not paid to be your teleporter.¦~}]"

She stared at the orange sky for some time until she gave out her answer.

"If you insist, then alright. Heh, isn't it funny? Me cooking for my chef?"

"[{~¦ler's walk around the campus for some time, you might get unhealthy because of how delicious my food is¦~}]"

"Are you calling me fat?"

"[{~¦you will become fat if you do not exercise ~}]"

"I do not want to hear that from a guy whose heart will go shrieking if he ran 10 meters, and plus, I definitely exercise more than you."

I ignored her remarks and just began walking around the campus, she too followed me. And so, I began our conversation once again.

"[{~ When you eat ground meat like beef or pork, does that mean you ate a part of their genitals? Hehe, now all I can imagine is a deep-fried penis!¦~}]"

She just looked at me weirdly

And then a voice came out, it came from the priest who begged us for money, and was also the one who tried kissing me on the forehead to "bless" me.

"If you are concerned about your health, the animal genitals are removed. Well, it does not matter now. Your life is forfeit, it is over usurper, we will have Sol's eyes back."

A figure then came forward from the shadows, and of course, it was that old guy who begged us for some money.

"[{~¦hey, isn't that the guy who begged us for money?¦~}]"

I whispered into her ear.

"Yes. What are you doing here father?"

She said "father" not because he is her father, but because he is a priest.

"Leave now little girl, we do not want another casualty. Over orders from the pope, the man known as "Ashura Eversor" is excommunicated for stealing the eyes of Sol. Tho, if you wish to die with your friend here, then we shall grant you that wish"

She was baffled at what he said, plus if I ever stole his eyes, wouldn't that make him not omnipotent as what the church states?

"How does that even make sense? How can he even steal Sol's eyes?"

"Let me educate you young lady, in the scriptures that we found it was stated that Sol's eyes were like jewels that were so beautiful that entire nations would go to war just to be in its presence."

"And how does that compute to him stealing Sol's eyes?"

"Young lady, the scriptures stated that a monster stole them because he was jealous of their beauty. Now, we shall retrieve it back in the name of the Lord"

The amount of mental gymnastics to come up with this is insane! To make it worse, he genuinely believes it.

"And where is that scripture and when was it made?"

"Why does it matter?"

This just makes it much worse, he made the scriptures himself! Plus he genuinely believes them!

"[{~¦we should invite him into our group, now we will be the schizo trio¦~}]"

I whispered to her so he couldn't hear it, she let out a small giggle.