The Greatest Prank Of All Time By Herodot

Synposis : At a young age Naruto heard about the Chunin exam and got the idea to prank the whole village, playing the role of the dead-last while training secretly. He gains all kind of abilities like Senjutsu, Taijutsu, Kenjutsu, Hiraishin, Mokuton, control over all five elements, medical-jutsu and Kurama Chakra Mode using Kage Bushin's.

Static : Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 395 - Updated: Feb 3, 2020 - Published: Nov 5, 2019 - Status: Complete - id: 13426308

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Many people saw him just as a loud-mouthed fool, always going around with a cheery grin and apparently with nearly no skill. Just a few could see the enigma that Naruto Uzumaki really was, and nobody was able to decipher it. While the first part about his personality was in fact true, he was one of the most cheerful persons to ever live, the later statement about his non-existent skill, couldn't be further from the truth.

In addition to his happy-go-lucky attitude Naruto was one of the most cunning pranksters to ever live. After witnessing how awestruck and surprised an academy teacher was after a Genin performed a B-Rank Jutsu and hearing about the Chunin Exam, where he could show of his skill in front of a large audience, he began to develop the plan for his greatest prank, a prank that will shock Konoha and many outsiders to the core. His primary objective wasn't to protect the village and be acknowledged. But to fulfill his duty as "Pranking King of Konohagakure." While not enjoying it, he began going to the library on a daily base, using the Henge No Jutsu (Transformation Technique), after learning the basics of chakra to maintain his cover as an idiot.

It didn't take him long, in fact it was just two weeks before his 7th birthday, to stumble across several books about Biju (Tailed Beasts), Sealing and the history of Konoha, especially the time of the Yondaime (4th) Hokage. After connecting the dots, he saw a clear image: HE WAS THE SON OF THE YONDAIME AND THE CONTAINER OF THE KYUBI (Nine-Tailed).

For a short time the most different feelings swirled around in his mind, hatred, because of his miserable life in the village, pity, for the people who were too dumb to understand, grief, for the loose of a family he never got to know, happiness, for knowing that his parents didn't abandoned him, but most importantly determination, to, not only show the villagers that he was no demon, but also to make sure his parents would be proud of him and to protect the village they loved.

o0o0o

Several days later, he remembered reading about the Sensei of the Yondaime, the legendary Toad Sage Jiraya. While he didn't want to tell the Sandaime (3rd) about his discoveries, to surprise him, Jiraya would be a great help for sure. Therefore, when he heard rumours about the Gama Sennin (Toad Sage) visiting the Leaf, he instantly started a village wide searching and found him rather quickly, peaking at the women-side of the hot springs.

"Oi, your old pervert, what are you doing here?"

"Shut up brat! You are going to alarm those beauties and end my research."

"And why do you think I care?", asked Naruto with a deadpan.

"Because I'm Jiraya, one of the legendary Sanin (Three Ninja), the Toad Sage of Mount Myoboku and … the greatest super-pervert of all time.", the hermit introduced himself, while doing his "unique" dance.

"So, you are him.", said Naruto coldly. "Then allow me to introduce myself, too, even if I'm sure you know who I'm."

"Why would I know about you?", Jiraya asked, with a small frown on his face, now fully concentrated on him and completely forgetting his research.

"Because I'm Naruto Namikaze", Jiraya gasped, "the son of Kushina Namikaze, former Uzumaki, known as the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero and Minato Namikaze, the Yondaime and Konoha's Yellow Flash. And if my suspicions are correct, your forgotten godson.", answered Naruto.

"How...How do you know?", asked Jiraya shock evident on his face.

"It's rather simple" deadpaned Naruto "I look nearly exactly like my father, possess the maiden name of my mother and the Kyubi No Kitsune (Nine-Tailed Fox) is sealed into me, so...yeah!"

"You know about the Kyubi, too?"

"You know nothing about my life, do you? Being kicked out of the orphanage at five, ignored by the more considerate people and openly shunned and insulted by the rest is kind of a dead giveaway, that you aren't everyones favourite blonde. So, if you know something about Biju, heard that you are a demon for your whole life and bear a gigantic seal on your stomach, it isn't really hard to figure out."

"WHAT?! I know that you wouldn't be the most liked person to some, but to consider you as a nuisance instead of the hero you are. Those damn bastards, I'm going to…", Jiraya cried out getting more and more furious every second, while forgetting that he still was near the women hot-spring. So just a few seconds after he began his outburst a group of angry kunoichi broke through the fence, seeking the person who was causing the noise. While normally Jiraya would allow them to beat him up, enjoying the touches, now he was so pissed off that the females instantly stopped in their tracks. "Get back!" Jiraya growled without even looking at the exposed women, so much KI (Killing Intent) coming from him, that most of them would have puked if they were not concentrated on fleeing.

After he drove away the kunoichi, he turned around to Naruto, who was pale from the KI even if it wasn't directed towards him.

"Please, Naruto, can you forgive me? I will try my best to be a better godfather from now on.", pleaded the Toad Sage.

"Hm…yes, I will forgive", answered a still pale blonde, "under two circumstances.", he continued with a smirk, "One you will not the Hokage-jiji (Grandpa or Old Man) about anything concerning me and second you will aid me with my prank."

"DEAL!", answered Jiraya without barely waiting for all details, "So what is this prank of yours?"

So, with a mischievous grin and happy that he not only encountered someone to help him with his plan, but also could be like a father to him, he started explaining his prank. He informed him that he wanted to act like a dead-last idiot without any skill until his first Chunin exam finals, where he would shock everyone with what he actually could do. Jiraya happily agreed with his plan, being an author, he possessed a love for the dramatic and further told him that he will support him all he could.

o0o0o

Afterwards, Jiraya checked Naruto's Chakra Reserves and was extremely happy that he had all the requirements for one of the best training schedules thinkable. The Kage Bushin No Jutsu (Shadow Clone). His enormous reserves allow him to produce countless clones, and the Kyubi would heal any damage done to his brain while dispelling the clones.

The next few days where extremely exciting for Naruto, he got down the clone Technique in two hours and then proceed to send half of his clone doing chakra control exercises, while the rest were given scrolls and books to read by Jiraya learning everything that could prove useful. While his clones worked on this task, he began his physical workout. After Jiraya put Resistance and Weight Seals on Naruto, his growth became ridiculous, the Kyubi chakra healing his muscles overnight and replenishing his stamina helped him to increase his Resistance Seal to level 3, equalling to walking in a river, and the Weight Seals to 50kg per limb, in one week, a thing even Gai couldn't achieve with his training.

So, over the course of the next year Naruto's skill grew by leaps and bounds. After five months with hundreds of clones working all around the clock, he mastered every chakra control exercise that you could think of, being able to balance Kunai's on himself, while walking up a waterfall. So, to better his control and at least keep his current level Jiraya needed to add Chakra seals to Naruto's body. They worked like a mix between the five elemental seal and Resistance seals, disturbing Naruto chakra control more and more with each level. Thanks to his clones and the seals placed on him he grew phenomenal. At his 8th birthday he currently was on Resistance Seal level 5, wearing additionally 250kg on each limb and having the chakra control necessary to use B-Rank and lower Genjutsus. His chakra reserves, while not really measurable without the Byakugan, were easily around the level a Kage had. Jiraya gave him one of the greatest presents one could ask for, a summoning contract, to be precise the contract for the Toad Clan. In addition to that he got a cute little wallet, he called Gama-chan and instantly began precious to him, that was filled to the brim with money.

o0o0o

Just a few weeks after that he started his four-year long training in the Ninja Academy. To put it simple he was bored. Not only he knew everything that was taught, due to his clone reading all the books and scrolls Jiraya could manage to get his hands on, he also couldn't answer the questions and needed to act dumb. And what made even worse for him was that he couldn't train at all during that time. To his relief just after two weeks of school Jiraya came back to report to the Sandaime and help Naruto with his training. Hearing of his misery the Toad Sage began to laugh like a mad man.

"Oi, brat, you use Kage Bushins for almost everything, but never got the idea to send one of them to school? I thought you were a genius.", Jiraya said after calming himself

"What?! I…of course I thought about sending a Shadow Clone, but what would I do if they somehow got dispelled? It would kind of ruin my image if people knew I can use a B-Rank Ninjutsu.", Naruto shouted back at the hermit.

"And you never got the idea to ask me for a different kind of clone? You should know that there are more types of Bushins from the scrolls I gave you."

"How? You left after telling me how to summu…"

"Yes, exactly you could have sent me a messenger Toad anytime. But anyways let me demonstrate you a technique that will suit you perfectly in this situation.", Jiraya said while searching his pouch for a scroll "Ah yes. Have you ever heard of a Blood Clone?", Naruto kept quiet, shaking his head.

"It's works similar to a Kage Bushin, but it comes with a whole lot of new advantages and disadvantages. For starters you can transfer the clone's memories, without dispelling them, by a simple command, furthermore they aren't dispelling from most wounds and unlike Shadow Clones keep on fighting, sometimes even after fatal wounds. But all this comes with a considerable disadvantage, to create a Blood Clone you need blood, your own blood, and lots of it, more than your own weight is blood is needed to create one clone. A healthy shinobi needs around two years for this technique to complete, without suffering permanent injuries.", Naruto looked really depressed, with clouds forming over his after the explanation ended. Jiraya again began to laugh seeing his student like that, but quickly pulled himself together "I wouldn't be the great Jirayasama, Sage of Mt. Myoboku, if I didn't think about that, would I? I placed a Blood Seal on your body that drained blood from you since nearly a year. I'm certain with your healing ability it's already enough." Hearing that, Naruto's mood instantly lightened up and he began listening to Jiraya's instructions. After half an hour of repeating the necessary hand signs, he performed the Jutsu and was surprised to see not only one but three identical copies of himself. Jiraya nearly jumped in surprise. That's great Naruto, that will accelerated your training quickly. Okay, here is what we are going to do. Your 1st Clone will stay here in Konoha, acting dumb and like the dead-last, the 2nd will be sealed inside a Seal on your body, it will make a great decoy if you ever need on, it can be a powerful tool if you ever need to flee. The last one and yourself are going to come with me on a training trip. While the original stays with me, the clone will be with Tsunade-hime, learning everything you can about Iryo Ninjutsu (Medical Ninja Techniques) and her super strength." After hearing this all four Naruto's began jumping in excitement, yelling that this will be "super cool, dattebayo!" A few minutes later they calmed themselves down, with only number one looking a bit depressed, after realizing he had to play the dumb idiot.

Later that night three Naruto's, with one being sealed inside the original, left the Village Hidden in the Leaf, without anyone taking notice.

o0o0o

For the first part of their Journey, to fund Tsunade and convince her to teach Naruto, they travelled at a rather comfortable pace, while the blonde finally, began learning Taijutsu. But of course, not in the conventional way.

Countless Clones where gathered on a wide plain, each and every one learning a different Taijutsu style.

"Oi, Ero-Sennin, remind me again, why can't I learn one or two styles like everybody else."

"Gaki, how many times do I need to tell you to stop calling me that, and you need to learn all those styles to master one of the greatest styles ever…the Enticing Fist."

"What is the Enticing Fist, I'm not going to sell my body...!" Naruto frowned

"No that's not it at all" deadpanned Jiraya "The Enticing Fist is called so because you show your opponent false openings that you left purposely to surprise your enemy. That's why you first need to learn all those other styles, so that you can anticipate what your opening is most likely to use.

The style is perfect against everyone that underestimate their opponents, a vice many shinobi suffer. And just think about you, beating someone, while first using a seemingly incomplete style."

The last part cached Naruto's attention, it would be a perfect style for his prank.

o0o0o

Nearly nine months passed since Naruto and Jiraya left Konoha. He was now proficient in nearly any style that Jiraya had him learn, he still couldn't hold himself in a match against an skilled oppo-nent like Jiraya and couldn't dream of the mastery Gai achieved with his Guken (Strong Fist), but the feed alone, learning so many styles at such an level, would be a lifetime task for most ninja's. One month ago, they began to actively search for Tsunade. As they arrived in a well-known gambling city, they instantly knew they found her after seeing the door of a Casino practically exploding with an angry blonde stomping out.

Sometime later, both entered an BBQ-Restaurant and saw Tsunade sitting in a booth at the back of the tavern, with a younger woman sitting opposite her.

"Hello Tsunade-hime. How have you been?"

"Jiraya, what are you doing here? I hope you haven't come to drag me back to Konoha."

"Not at all Hime, I came here to ask you for a favour" the Toad Sage started "I want you to train this Gaki" he said pointing at one of the Naruto's

Tsunade taking notice of the twins for the first time, looked at Jiraya and asked, "Why should I and who are they anyways?"

"He, the other one is a Blood Clone. And you should train him because he is the Gaki of Minato-kun and Kushina-chan and how I recently discovered, probably the closest thing you have as family."

"WHAT?! How are we related?" screamed both Tsunade and Naruto in union.

"Well let me explain" answered the hermit calmly "You are the granddaughter of the Shodai (1st) Hokage, Hashirama Senju" he said pointing at Tsunade: "while your mother", he continued pointing at Naruto: "was the great-granddaughter of him, her grandmother then was send to Uzushiogaku-re, the village Mito Uzumaki, the wife of the Shodai was born in."

Both Tsunade and Naruto were completely shocked staring at each other. Just moments later Naruto jumped up hugging Tsunade, while yelling "Baa-chan". After a second she started to hug him back and said: "You better stop calling me that if you want to learn from me Gaki."

Student and teacher spend nearly a month with the two women after that evening, with Jiraya and Tsunade catching up and Naruto begins his medical training. After they oared Naruto began to in-volve the clone, he left with Tsunade in his meditation processing the information along with the things he got from the clone back in Konoha.

o0o0o

At the day of his 9th birthday, Naruto once again got an amazing gift from Jiraya, the katana his mother wielded, that sword that brought her the name of the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero (A/N: I know not the rly the explanation, but…),Benihime (Crimson Princes), the Blade of Uzu, an ancient Uzumaki Clan Weapon known across the whole Elemental Nations, said to be more powerful that the blades of the seven swordsmen of the mist, a gift from the Sage of Six Paths to the Uzumaki Clan. After that he began his Kenjutsu training, but unlike Taijutsu he just concentrated on one mastering the Raging Fox style, as sword style that seemed to be made for him.

Over the following year Jiraya and Naruto travelled from town to town, sometimes taking missions, so Naruto could gain experience, while Naruto still trained like a mad man all the time, becoming proficient in his Kenjutsu, while ending the training for most of his Taijutsu styles and started to master the Enticing Fist. Tsunade taught him some of her chakra enhanced fighting techniques, which he incorporates into his primary style, while becoming a skilled medic-nin.

Jiraya began teaching Naruto Fuinjutsu and showed him how to run his spy network.

o0o0o

His 10th birthday came, and Naruto didn't even notice until the evening, when Jiraya walked up to him holding up a piece of paper.

"Hey Gaki, happy birthday, here that's for you."

"Thanks…? Ero-Sennin not that I don't' appreciate the gift, but am I supposed to do with a piece of paper?"

"That, brat, is chakra paper. If you push chakra through it, it will show you your affinity. I'm pretty sure the fox had a Fire and Earth affinity, but your mother was one of the strongest water element users to ever live, reaching the potential of the Nidaime (2nd) Hokage, your father on the other hand was known for his strong wind and lightning affinity. So, there is really everything possible for you." Jiraya said with a grin "After we know your affinity, we will start your elemental training and if you master it within a year, I will let you start on Senjutsu, how does that sound?"

"You mean I can become a Toad Sage, that's awesome, dattebayo!" exclaimed Naruto

As Naruto pushed his chakra into the paper something happened that Jiraya defiantly hasn't ex-pected. One fifth of the paper became shreds, showing a Futon (Wind Release) affinity, another part erupted in flames, signalizing Katon (Fire Release), while the outer right and left part got wet or crumbled to dust, showing a Suiton (Water Release) and Doton (Earth Release) affinity respec-tively. The last part of the paper shrinked to a ball, the sign for Raiton (Lightning Release).

"That's…That's…you…you…WHEN WILL YOU EVER STOP TRYING GIVE ME AN STROCK "

"Men that sucks I'm never going to become a Sage" Naruto said while at the same time being ex-tremely happy to potentially master all five elements.

Shortly after his birthday, Jiraya begun Naruto's elemental training. He mastered his training, with an ease unheard of. The Toad Sage had been surprised before, but the way Naruto surpassed everyone else was truly shocking. Even the Sandaime, Hiruzen Sarutobi, known as The Professor and feared for his skill with all five elements, would seem like an untalented nobody in comparison to Naruto. It took him a week to master the advanced training methods, like cutting through a waterfall with wind chakra, while not only learning for one element, but for all five at the same time. Within two months he was able to do every D- and C-Rank Jutsu Jiraya wanted him to learn with-out doing hand signs and after another five months he had several B-, A-, and even some S-Rank Jutsu mastered the same way, the elemental dragon's being one of his favourites. With this mastery Jiraya had to fulfil his promise and to him to Mt. Myoboku to learn Senjutsu and become a Toad Sage.

o0o0o

Arriving at Mt. Myoboku Naruto and Jiraya were greeted by the Toad Boss Gamabunta along with Ma and Pa.

"What's that little one doing here with you Jiraya-kun?" asked a surprised Ma, with the same reac-tion visible on Pa's face. Gamabunta recognized the new summoner he accepted some time ago but wondered why Jiraya took him to the Toad's.

"That little Gaki is Minato-kun's son and the newest summoner. I promised him that he could try to learn Senjutsu if he mastered all his elemental affinities."

"And did you come here to train him, or has he already mastered his affinity?" asked the Toad Boss

"Mastered? He took his affinities and took them to a whole new level."

"At such a young age? That's quite a feat. But you said affinities? Like more than one? Did he really master, both already?" asked a curious Ma

"No… not both…all five of them…in only seven months."

"Stop joking around Jiraya, that just isn't possible"

"Show him Gaki!" said Jiraya with a smirk and without waiting he produced five elemental dragons and then showed some other Jutsu he was able to do without hand signs.

The gathered Toad were all astonished by the young boy's skill and after a short discussion allowed him to start his Senjutsu training the next day.

o0o0o

Over the next three months he quickly learned everything about natural chakra and how to create Senjutsu chakra and was even able to balance it, unlike Jiraya. After finishing his training, he got a new coat from the Toad's that he started wearing all the time (He now looks like the image above) and was reversed summoned back to Fire Country with Jiraya.

"So Gaki, I think for the next …" started Jiraya

"What was that?" Naruto interrupted.

"I said for…"

"No before that!"

"What?"

"Before, 'for the next…'! What did you call me?"

"Um, Gaki? Asked Jiraya not understanding what Naruto mean

"How dare you call you superior a Gaki?

"My what?"

"S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R, I can't remember you mastering Sage Mode so I'm clearly your superior. I will accept Naruto-sama/senpai or Namikaze-sama/senpai, whatever suits you better."

"No way" said Jiraya with a deadpan

"Okay then I shall tell everyone how I'm your better every time you introduce yourself."

"No"

"Hmmh…how about Naruto-sennin and I won't mention it every time?"

"Gaki-sennin is the best I can do."

"DEAL!" shouted an excited Naruto, "So you were saying?"

"Ah yes, I think you should learn to control the Kyubi…"

"I won't."

"What?"

"I won't!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm not an Uchiha how things he is the ultimate being, I won't control anyone against their fries will. I'm working together with or I won't use his power at all."

"Hmmh…That's new…not many would give up the chance for so much power for someone they don't even know. But if this is what you wish I won't tell you to do otherwise. We will start travel-ling again, so you can gain some more experience, maybe get your own moniker? When you turn eleven, we will start your family Jutsu training."

The same night Naruto awoke in front of a massive cage, instantly knowing that this was the mani-festation of the Kyubi in his seal

"So, you wanted to talk to me? Why?"

"I heard you"

"What?"

"What you said to the old pervert. I can't believe you, but I felt that you were honest."

"Thank you!" Naruto said shocking the Kyubi, this was the last thing he expected to happen

"WHAT? You should hate me for being hated yourself, for taking your family, for ruing your life."

"Nah, why would I? It wasn't really your fault after all. I can't blame you nor my father and not even the villagers, while maybe being fools they aren't exactly bad people. And why shouldn't I thank you? You healed me for my whole life, gave me amazing chakra reserves and did the same for my mother."

The Kyubi was strucked never had any human shown such an attitude towards him, not since his father died "You are certainly something else"

"Ahem…Thank you? I actually wanted to do something for you, too. I imagine it gets quite lonely and boring here" he said while grapping the seal tag that was attached to one of the bars, manipu-lating it with his Fuinjutsu knowledge. "Now you can see what I see, hear what I hear, feel what I feel and can talk to me whenever you feel the need to talk."

"Why?" was the only thing the Fox was able to say shocked by the kindness Naruto showed

"Because I know the loneliness and boredom you have suffered inside here"

"You are truly amazing!" the Kyubi said, while arguing with himself "I will support you!"

"What?", now it was Naruto's place to be shocked what did the Fox mean?

"I will help you control my chakra; we will start tomorrow"

"Why?"

"Because you are like my father, a strong warrior in battle but a kind and forgiving nature if not."

"Your father? So, I suppose he gave you an actual name?"

"Yes, it's Kurama. While you are the first human however earned the right to be told you can refer to me as Kurama in front of other humans. It's time for the name my father gave me to become common knowledge."

After saying goodbye to Kurama he went back to sleep processing everything that had happened

o0o0o

The next two months passed by quickly Naruto was able to use 6 tails of Kyubi chakra without his help and was able to transform into Kurama Mode with his support. It was now on the day of his 11th birthday that he stood opposite of Jiraya both panting hard after fighting non-stop for the last hours. His training with him really had paid off. His own chakra reserves now resembled that of two Kage, adding Kyubi's Tailed Beast Chakra … his reserves became like a never-ending ocean. After finishing his training with Tsunade four months prior, he now was one of the best medics to ever live. His chakra control was now up to par with Tsunade, thanks to his Chakra Seal training.

His Taijutsu and Kenjutsu haven't slacked off either. He still could use all of the Taijutsu-Styles he learnt rather effectively and became a true master with the Enticing Fist, his punches so powerful, thanks to Tsuande's Super-strength-technique, that he could win against many enemies with one hit after they were fooled by a false opening. His Kenjutsu was even deadlier, he would be able to fight against all of the seven swordsmen of the mist at their peak condition, at the same time. His Fuinjutsu skills where on par with Jiraya, making him the 2nd Seal-Master of Konoha.

If he would go all out against Jiraya he would have beaten him some hours ago.

"You truly have grown amazingly", said Jiraya, ending their fight "so as I told you we will start on your father's techniques now. First, I want you to learn Rasengan, then followed by the Hiraishin and if you master both you can try to complete the Rasengan."

"Oi, that's great! So how do I form a Rasengan?"

It took Naruto several weeks to master Rasengan and to start his training with the Hiraishin. He was able to teleport for the first time after studying the seal for a few months, sadly the fatigue and the confusion that came with the first space-time-travel of one, knocked him out.

He had been sleeping for two days straight, when Jiraya started to worry for his pupil, when he started to wake up. While awaking from his slumber the forest around him to wake up too. New trees started to grow in an astonishing speed, Jiraya had no doubt, Naruto once again did the unthinkable and awoke his great-great-grandfathers bloodline, the Mokuton. Being the first of the Shodai's offspring it wasn't clear how good his control over the element would be, if the power of Hashirama was common for Wood-Users or if he was extremely gifted even for someone with a sub-elemental Kekkei Genkai.

It turned out, after some intense training, that Naruto was at least, as good as the first with his Wood Release and quickly was able to learn some breathtaking Jutsus. Two months before they would return to Konoha Naruto finally managed to master the Flying Thunder God Jutsu and was able to teleport anywhere near one of the tri-pronged-kunais within milliseconds. During the time he was traveling with Jiraya, after returning from his Sage-Training, he quickly became well-known as the Elemental Dragon, always wearing a black mask with red-markings (search "custom Itachi's ANBU mask (red ver.)" from "MajorasMask" on DeviantArt) and a Kiri-ANBU style outfit, with the hood to hide his blonde hair. He took several high-ranking missions, mostly protecting merchants from missing-nin and bandit's. On several occasion he encountered shinobi from Iwa and Oto, which he decimated quickly after they tried to interfere with his mission objective. This events where followed by an entry into Iwa's Bing Book.

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Iwagakure Bing Book Entry #213

The Elemental Dragon

Basic Information:

Status: Active

Classification: S-Rank

Name: Unknow

Age: Unknow (probably in his twenties)

Gender: Unknow (some reports assume that he is male)

Affiliation: Unknown

Village: Unknown (unclear if trained in a Ninja Village, possibly Kiri due to outfit)

Registration-ID: Unknown

Date of Birth: Unknown

Blood Type: Unknown (said to never even got a scratch)

Height: various descriptions from 1,35m to 1,80m

Weight: Unknown (seems to wear so many weights that he can make craters every he steps)

Biography: Surfaced first 7 months ago in Rice Country. Quickly became known for taking S-Rank Mission's and finishing then incredible fast.

Mission Completed:

S-Rank: 17

A: Rank 4

B-Rank: 0

C-Rank: 0

D-Rank: 0

Advanced Data:

Academy Entry Age: Unknown

Genin Info: Unknown

Chunin Info: Unknown

Jonin Info: Unknown

Special Unit's (ANBU, T&I…): Unknown

Abilities:

Elemental Affinity: Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth and Water

Taijutsu: S-Rank (Tsunade Senju-like super strength, Taijutsu style seems flawed but is extremely dangerous)

Kenjutsu: S-Rank (apparently wields some kind of sentient blade, that seems to be indestructible)

Ninjutsu: SS-Rank (extremely skilled with a lot of elemental attacks/most of them used without hand-seals/known for his usage of Raiton, Futon, Kanton, Doton or Suiton Dragons as his signature move)

Genjutsu: Unknown (breaks out of everything with ease, no known Genjutsus)

Fuinjutsu: seems to be on the level of a seal master

Special abilities: Unknown

Bounty:

35.000.000 Ryo in Otogakure for several crimes, dead or alive

15.000.000 Ryo in Iwa for several crimes, dead or alive

5.000.000 Ryo in Kumo, if able to recruit as Kumo Nin

Recognizable Traits:

Wears a Kirikagure-ANBU-Style outfit

Black, fox-like mask with red markings

Red Katana in black sheathe at his back

Reports about Eyes differ, sometimes bright blue sometimes yellow or red

Extremely friendly towards most people as long as they don't interfere with his mission

Recommendation:

DO NOT ATTCK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

Flee on sight if you are attacked, fighting will result in your dead!

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It was nearly midnight, when to figures slipped inside Konoha, unnoticed by both the gate guards and ANBU patrols. Faster than anyone could follow Naruto and Jiraya made their way towards formers apartment, where after arriving, the blood clone was sealed inside a seal on the original, were he would be stored along the two others.

The day before the Chunin exam finals Jiraya and Naruto stood at the training ground they used before leaving for their training trip. The first and second round of the Chunin exam's along with the prelaminar matches, have gone smoothly, due to Sasuke 'finding a scroll', that was obtained by a shadow clone, which lead to Orochimaru missing the chance to attack them.

"Well Gaki-sennin, your 'little' Prank will for sure surprise everyone" Jiraya laughed," I'm not even sure if there is anyone that would be able to defeat you. You really made me proud."

"Thanks, Ero-sennin, it will be great seeing their reactions, my clone played the role of the idiot perfectly, but I still haven't completed the Rasengan, any ideas?"

"Nope, sorry. I have tried for years but never was able to infuse something."

"Hmm… well I think tomorrow will be fun anyways"