War Report

After reaching the battlefield of the east, Virgil sighed in relief.

"I told you she is handling it just fine." Rudy remarked. "She is my wife, after all."

"Yeah… wait…" Virgil turned to Rudy with a confused look on his face and asked, " Did you say wife?"

"Uhh… I am pretty sure I called her my wife before too. Why do you look surprised?"

"When and where did you even marry her?"

"On the bed… during sex…"

"You know… if you weren't the Lord, I would have fought you…"

Rudy cracked his knuckles and said, "If you want, we can still fight."

"No one is fighting!" Jane shouted. "Stop talking about fighting!"

Rudy pulled Jane close to him and said, "You should be taking my side here, wifey."

"I am not taking anyone's side here. I just don't want fights between families."

Virgil gazed up at the sky and muttered, "Why are the clouds still here? I can't see the moon."

Rudy blew air from his mouth, making a giant hole between the clouds.

"They should pass away soon," he then said.