I Don't Befriend Tiny Humans

The kid's presence didn't go well with the brooding raven-haired while the kid didn't leave a chance to chase him around the house. 

When Ivan walked out of the kitchen looking around the mess in the house holding his head. 

"Dios Mios (My goodness)" Augustus blurted. 

Both stood at the opposite edges of the table. 

"Ivan teacherrrrrr, I caught someone" little Ryan pointed at Augustus. 

"Cazzo, this is the little creature that was hiding in your bathroom!" Augustus pointed at Ryan who immediately went near Ivan and stood behind him. 

"Augustus! First of all, it's not a creature, it's a kid! He has a name, Ryan!"

"Whatever! You have a thug in your house, using your toiletries and you don't know! Glad I came here and caught him" 

"Ivan teacher, I caught a thief"

"Hey, you are the thief uncle!"

"NO, YOU ARE THE THIEF!"