Messing Around

"What supreme lord of darkness and death?!" Huvel cried inwardly. "If she could rule over death, she would have just reaped the souls of her toy boys!"

Nevertheless, he did not show his contempt on his face. He put up an oblivious face and asked the nymph, "You just said gods can't use their powers on inferior beings. Why did she become famous among the homos?"

"Tch! You are a curious fellow!" The nymph sat down. "It's because her descendent fairies and nymphs actively answered the prayers of homos in her stead so that she would not be forgotten."

"Then, will the Nymph of Graveyard answer my prayers?" Huvel pondered.

"I don't know. I've given you enough information. It's my turn to ask!" The nymph said impatiently. "Since you can use light magic, you must be able to use make potions, right? Which mastery level have you reached?"

"Huh?" Huvel realized that it might be the main purpose of the nymph visiting him. He wanted to wring any information he could get from the nymph before they left. "Aren't you a nymph? Why are you interested in homos' potion making?"

"I'm just interest, alright? Just answer my question!"

"Potion makers usually make potions for people without magic. But you are a nymph with Light Prowess. What do you want to do with potions?"

"Humh! You brat knows nothing! The fairy who gave Light Prowess to the human founder of potion making is my aunt, Sunflower Fairy! I, as her descendant, am going to learn about the potion making and improve it better than that human hag!"

"What? Lady Mariabelle did not awaken Light Prowess by herself but the prowess was given to her by a fairy?" The more the nymph talked, the more astonishing it became.

"You don't even know that?" The nymph shook their head slowly. "You humans are so bad at keeping records! But it is to be expected of short-living creatures, I guess."

Huvel calmed himself. He was starting to understand the nymph's proud yet obsessive and naïve nature. If he could fool them, he could hear more secrets of the past.

"It's true that I didn't know about that," Huvel said with a smile, "but I do know that you can never catch up to the level of Lady Mariabelle's potion making."

"What did you say?!" The nymph was easily provoked.

"I'm saying the truth. Which level of potion mastery are you at now?"

The nymph did not reply.

"See! You are nowhere near the foot of Lady Mariabelle!" Huvel said with a smirk.

"It's… It's only because I started learning it just a while ago and I… I'm still young." The nymph retorted but his voice was quite weak.

"Oh, I see! But Lady Mariabelle learnt potion making all by herself. I think she must be still much younger than you when she reached the top mastery!"

"What nonsense! That human hag was already 200 years old when she died! I'm only a little over 60 years now. How can I not surpass her in a hundred years!"

"Eh? What? What did I just hear?" Huvel was dumbfounded.

He just said nonsense to provoke the nymph. Never had he thought Lady Mariabelle, the first human light wizard lived twice the time of normal humans. Moreover, the young looking, pretty nymph in front of him was actually 4 times older than him!

"Ah, I see, you are only 60 years old… still very young, indeed…" Huvel murmured.

"What?! Don't you dare look down on me just because I am young!" The nymph sounded annoyed. "Although I'm young, I know everything about the world!"

"Then are you male or female?" Huvel asked offhandedly.

"What is with this question? Do you think I'm a toddler?! I'm a male! A male nymph!"

"Then why don't you have a penis?"

"What is 'penis'?"

"Hmm, you don't even know that? Didn't you say you know everything about the world?"

"I… I know everything. You are just making things up."

"I'm not making up. Penis is an important organ of men. I have one here." Huvel pointed his finger at his groin.

"What is it? Show me." The nymph came close to him.

"You want to see other people's private part? Aren't you a pervert?" Huvel was aware that the nymph was innocent like a child. He was saying weird things just because he wanted to mess with the oblivious young nymph.

"What?!" The nymph jumped back. "I don't want to see it! Why didn't you say sooner that penis was a private part?! I've heard such things are organs for the excretion and reproductive systems of lower beings like you! We, nymphs, don't need such organs so it is natural that I did not know about it!"

"I see. You claimed to surpass Lady Mariabelle but you don't even know the organs of homos well."

"I said I know it."

"Then tell me how penis is useful for males?"

"It's for sex and peeing!"

"How do humans sex using that penis?"

"…That… that…"

"You don't know? Then why is it part of the reproductive system?"

"…"

"If you want to know, I'll tell you. The sperms which could make a new human baby are sent to the female's oval through the penis."

"Hmm… How the sperms make a new baby?"

"A sperm combines with an egg in the female's oval. Then they become one and a new baby."

"Oh… I see. I mean, I already knew it. I just haven't seen it."

"You want to see it? Is that your fetish? Such a pervert!"

"Why does wanting to see it make me a pervert?!"

"Because you have to be there when a couple have sex."

"I don't want to see humans sex! I just want to see that sperm and egg you talked about."

"I don't know about egg but if you want to see sperms, I can show you."

"Really? Where is it?"

Huvel almost felt bad for the nymph who was ignorant like a kid. But he also enjoyed messing that kid-like, 60-year-old nymph. He lowered his pants and brought his little brother out.

"This is the 'penis' I said. Sperm will come out of it."

"…It's not coming out now?"

"Well, you have to play with it for a while for sperm to come out."

"Really? How do I play it?"

"Place it… in your mouth… and suck it. Sperms will come out~"